Unless I missed it... Election 2016 running results.

It's still really early, and a good number of the bigger states have yet to report. But so far Trump has a 8-1 lead over Hillary at 24 to 3.



The winner should get to smash a pie in the loser's face, or something like that.

And now Hillary is ahead, that was a short lead.

Highlander fights.

And he's back...

My kids are freaking out, because they don't understand how these things work.

Give them beer and tell them to be quiet.

Dudley has spoken:

Breaking news ... Trump is going to win California and Hawaii!

After all, Clinton has won Massachusetts, Vermont, New Jersey, Delaware and Maryland, and we know Trump is going to get 45 states, so ...

Tammy Duckworth unseats Mark Kirk, which gives the Dems 1 Senate pickup.

People love war heroes unless you are trump or Mark Kirm.

Oh my god trump is winning now! @gturner was right all along!

I'm starting to get a little worried.

Trump is ahead on electoral votes HOWEVER those are all hillbilly/white bread states. It takes a while to tally up the large population centers that tend to vote Democrat, so Hillary will be picking up steam shortly. Right now some Democrat head honcho is talking about it being a tight race, but there are different paths to victory so no worries yet. Yes, there are certainly many paths when you have a default head start from the git-go with the electoral college. Goodness gracious if Hitlery loses she would have to be the most hated person on the planet to lose to Donald Trump with her built-in advantage. Granted Trump isn't too well-liked, but still......

Yes, it's after 9:00 on a weekday.....do you know where your democrats are? This public service announcement has been brought to you by donald trump.

If Hillary loses it will be one of the most monumental fuck ups in electoral history.

She won't win - I almost think the founding fathers were so "forward thinking" that despite TV not being invented yet, they set up the electoral college system to make elections last longer to pump up the drama and fill seats. Oops Hillary won New Mexico - no surprise because of the vote.

Not looking good for Hillary in Ohio.

This can't be happening. Trump is winning. He may take Florida and Virginia. Holy flying fuckballs!

The biggest cities haven't weighed in yet. I think the left coast is going to hammer Trump - damn time zones! I'm up past my bedtime!

@Lanzman please expedite construction of your asteroid attractor ray.

i'ma skeered!!!

It's closer than comfortable, but I don't think we can read much in to these close states just yet.

It's tighter then I expected but she'll win.

Indeed, not too many electoral heavy states have come in. That said this might get down to the wire, with California being the tipping point for Hillary.

Two things:

1. Fuck the pundits and analysts. Between how close this election is turning out and Brexit, they're clearly out of touch with reality.

2. America needs to do some serious soul-searching.

Brb...I need to crack open a second bottle of wine, and have a quick shot of whiskey.

America has done some soul searching - and maybe many Americans are sick of the elitist/our shit doesn't stink/we are smarter than you/everyone but ourselves are racist/sexist bullshit that the liberals seem to spread copiously wherever they tread.

Fair enough.

But Trump.

Trump.

SRSLY?

Looks like Florida is going to Trump.