A former coworker of mine liked to say this about morons such as the one you're referencing: "If you put his brain in a bird, it'd fly backwards."
Also, maybe people get sick of handles they've had for the last two decades? I went by Anna Yolei on TBBS initially so that people could find my fanfiction more easily. That was a stupid decision given the shit I used to write. Wordforge is the very reason I stopped writing fanfic under that account in the first place. This handle was supposed to be temporary, but honestly I like it now a lot more than just Anna or even the fandom handle I use currently.
I was going to make reference to the Richard Gere urban legend, them I got to thinking: If an urban legend involves a celebrity, is it a Keith Urban Legend?
No really. In the game Minsc got captured before you meet him and he joins your party. Part of the dialogue is the only thing he has left is his pet hamster which he hide in his ass. Yes, it was a Richard Gere joke but it fot because of baba's new name.
You all had better keep away from my Yuri collection. I will cut a bitch for stealing my copy of kashimashi.
In all technicality Yuri does not necessarily mean porn as much of it tends to be about relationships overall. Even the Yuri porn tends to be fairly plot driven and focused more on women rather than men. Anyone who knows the porn industry knows that women tend to want plot in their porn while men tend to find plot really annoying and want more sucking and fucking.
But no, I'd rather not have the POV porn of watching a guy bury his cock and balls into an ass, but 90 seconds of setup for every 5 minutes of porking is a good ratio.
I would be glad to do some personal research into the differences of male and female masturbation iof anyone knows a way for me to change equipment. Just for the sake of science and all.
