Vampire Presidential Candidate Arrested

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  1. tonybeme

    tonybeme Fresh Meat

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    A self-professed vampire, who's running for president of the United States, sits in a Tennessee jail. Police arrested Jonathon "the Impaler" Sharkey on warrants out of Minnesota.

    He is just like every other person running for president they all want your blood!


    Vampire Presidential Candidate Arrested


    HE WANTS TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD~!!

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    tonybeme, Oct 28, 2008
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  2. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    So much for the Goth vote...
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  3. Mandi

    Mandi Bow Before Lord Voltaire

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    and that comment reeks of ignorance garamet.
    Mandi, Oct 28, 2008
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  4. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I thought this thread was about me there for a minute.
    Muad Dib, Oct 28, 2008
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  5. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    I Can't Believe It's Not Hope and Change!
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  6. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Sorry. Didn't mean to offend.

    I guess the overlap between Goth and Anne Rice fans isn't a good arbiter.
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  7. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Oh, for the love of god, let's not start in with pretending whiny teenagers wearing too much black mascara are an oppressed, disenfranchised minority or some such bullshit.

    :bang: :jayzus:
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  8. Mandi

    Mandi Bow Before Lord Voltaire

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    did I say anything like that at all?
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  9. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    I caught a whiff of "Stereotyping! You just don't understand!", is all.
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  10. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    Chuck, Oct 28, 2008
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