Vikings sign Santa Claus

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  1. Cobalt

    Cobalt USA International

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    Santa Claus made a surprise appearance at the Minnesota Viking's practice this morning, and introduced himself to his new teammates.

    He wore a red jersey, indicating no contact, with the number 4.

    Not sure how much he'll contribute this year.
    Cobalt, Aug 18, 2009
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  2. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    Santa Claus is fortunate that they have a run first offense and and a not too shabby defense in Minny.
    Ten Lubak, Aug 18, 2009
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  3. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    I'm sick and tired of Farve. He's more annoying than Paris Hilton.
    Bulldog, Aug 18, 2009
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  4. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Dude has turned into the drama queen, hasn't he?

    Oh, and nice move, Brett. The place where you were the superbowl winning franchise QB for practically your whole damn career is going to see you as the enemy now. Idiot.

    I hope the Packers pack it right up his ass.
    Marso, Aug 18, 2009
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  5. Liet

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    I'll bet he spends even more time on his back than Paris Hilton this year too.
    Liet, Aug 18, 2009
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  6. Dr. Krieg

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    He still has a tear in his rotator cuff, so I'm not sure how effective he'll be in the coming season. Should be interesting, though.
    Dr. Krieg, Aug 19, 2009
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  7. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Farve's return to Green Bay (when the Vikes travel to Lambeau)should be...interesting...
    Bulldog, Aug 19, 2009
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  8. Nightbird

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    Pssst ! Hey kid, got a pulse ? Wanna be a starting quarterback for the Vikings ?

    Vikings Slogan: Ow, not in the face ! Ow !

    The Vikings are losers. If I'm going to root for a team, it's the Packers.
    Nightbird, Aug 20, 2009
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