This guy is only two years younger than me. Is it too late for me to ever achieve his level of awesomeness?
Huge fail. First reason is that it doesn't involve hookers. Second reason is that zinc is a stupid metal to include in a mask, since studies have shown that copper (as well as silver) actually kill viruses.
Well shit, they're for real.... still not buying. There's a place that's sort of local that sells N95 equivalent masks. You can pick them up in person or get them by mail. We use them at work, they're washable as well. I've bought 2 dozen for myself and my mom and sister. And we've bought 150 for work, gave each person 1/2 dozen a have also bought another 300 that we keep on hand if they need replacement.
I know copper is used in knee braces and things like that according to commercials. Zinc is used to galvanize nails for exterior use as I learned when I worked construction. But this does give Vince a chance to expand into further commercials with copper infused masks. As long as he doesn't start pitching Alyssa Milano style crochet masks!
