All I can say is that I feel 100x better than the poor chick that fucked you. Is her pet name for you "Pindick the Bugfucker"?
So JC has a daughter -- and if Tamar's to be believed -- at least another fruit of the loin. So what? Congrats, JC. Too bad things didn't work out with the mother if you had hoped they would at some point.
It's surprising because you come off as a guy who would be a shitty father. And apparently you are. I'm not surprised though.
So on the one hand you think it's surprising, and on the other, you don't? So that's... obsessed with my dick... check. Aaaaaaaand fuckin' insane. Check.