Son-of-a-bitch! What is this......Russia? What kind of a country do we live in when a man can't share an intimate moment with outdoor furniture? A few years ago a man got caught having sex with (not in, but with) a swimming pool. Did we mock and ridicule him? So where do we draw the line - sofa cushions, watermelons, huge blocks of cheese......? http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table Friday, March 28, 2008 man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table. Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com. Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station. "The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella. Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.
A good neighbor would have snuck over there and lubed that table up with hot pepper sauce and then waited to video the next time.
Damn, I've had sex with a number of inanimate objects, and I never thought I could get arrested for it!.
