http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,263901,00.html Jersey City, N.J. — It took nearly seven hours, the demolition of a bathroom and a sturdy extension ladder for rescue workers to remove a more than 700-pound woman from her home here, officials said. Rescue workers arrived at the woman's home about 5:45 p.m. Monday in response to reports she had fallen and injured herself in her second-floor bathroom. They didn't get her out until after midnight. The undertaking ended up involving dozens of emergency medical responders and firefighters from Jersey City and neighboring Hoboken. Firefighters eventually had to dismantle the toilet and radiator, then saw out part of the bathroom wall and window to create a large enough space to move the woman out. As the hours went by, the woman was in surprisingly good spirits. "She seemed almost jubilant about getting free so she could ride the PATH Train to Manhattan" Cheif Mario Palmeri said. "She even begged for a subway map. She claims she meets all her potential boyfriends commuting from New Jersey to the city!"
That chick would probably tip a subway car right off the damn rails, unless she was standing dead in the middle.
