Since Tasvir's around to actually hear it... (strums guitar) (to the tune of the Battle of New Orleans) In twenty-oh-seven Tasvir began to trip and started acting like he had a teeny tiny prick So we gathered up a lynch mob and we loaded up our guns And we caught the little fucker in the thread “Hey, Everyone”. [Chorus:] We piled on negs and Tasvir started fumin’. He wasn’t quite as charming when he called your mom a ho We negged once more and he began to runnin' Down into the sewers where the other assholes go. We looked down at Tasvir and we see'd the insults come. And his mouth was kinda foamin’ like it was all filled up with cum. He screamed so loud that it made the heavens ring. We looked between his legs though and didn’t see a thing! We piled on negs and Tasvir started fumin’. He wasn’t quite as charming when he called your mom a ho We negged once more and he began to runnin' Down into the sewers where the other assholes go. Old Phantom said we could cause ol’ Tas some harm If we kept him swatting at us ‘till he lost his other arm We held our fire 'til he brought up Elwood’s ex. Then we opened up with plasma guns and blew away his sex We piled on negs and Tasvir started fumin’. He wasn’t quite as charming when he called your mom a ho We negged once more and he began to runnin' Down into the sewers where the other assholes go. Yeah, he ran from the guys and he ran from the girlies And he ran through the sites where even Teddy wouldn’t go He ran so fast that the his farts couldn't catch him Down to the swamps where only TK’ers will go. We fired our negreps 'til ol’ Tasvir melted down. So we grabbed our dual accounts and we fought another round. We insulted his whole family, and curried his behind And when when Elwood let him have it Tasvir REALLY lost his mind. [Chorus] Yeah, he ran from the guys and he ran from the girlies And he ran through the sites where even Teddy wouldn’t go He ran so fast that the his farts couldn't catch him Down to the swamps where only TK’ers will go.
It's a shame Phantom that you would continue on your personal crusade against me in the light of the recent tragic events. Everyone is in mourning and you continue with your drivel. Shows how much class you truly have.
And as far as invoking Techman here Tas that just shows how low-class you are. I somehow doubt TM would be upset at all that people were roasting you.
I was gonna ask what the deal was with Tas, but looked up that thread POTN mentioned instead... Holy shit. Is this guy a stain on humanity or what? I got thru about, I think, three pages of that monstrosity, and it is just vile. Utterly vile. Why is he back here? Based on that thread, everyone, including the OWNER, hates this guy. Not that I blame them. He seemed to go out of his way to make everyone hate him.
It's not about him being upset. It's about soiling his memory. What? Can't people set their differences aside for just a few days before jumping at each other's throats??
Huh? Did you selectively just read whatever you wanted to read? Who... are you, exactly? You seem to know a lot about me and calling me 'Tas' even though I have a different name now... hmmm... you a dual or something?
Excuse me, but the very first thing you said to ME was "Hit a nerve, eh?" and whatever that black, evil smiley is. And then there was your utterly deplorable behavior (by your own definition) in that thread with Jenna. You hypocrite.
And Tamar's "Tasvir sends his greetings!" And your wonderfully charming introduction to me in that other thread, along with the quotes from you on the Quote Screen. Sadly, you have apparently made an impression.
Way I look at it, if I keep you busy you won't shit on someone who might be feeling more vulnerable right now. 'Cause that's what you do. Shit on people who are hurting.
Yes PotN, I shat on MM from TK to here. I shat on the memory of Techman. I shat on everyone since the few hours of my return. Anything else you want to add to your stupid rotten and lying claims about me?
the way you're squirming? Apparently it does. I actually like this board, even though I've had some abuse heaped on me (Some of it my own doing, I know). I think it's really unfortunate that the death of someone who seemed like a nice guy (I didn't really know much about him, sadly) brught YOU here. Hopefully you won't stay long.
the way you're squirming? Apparently it does. I actually like this board, even though I've had some abuse heaped on me (Some of it my own doing, I know). I think it's really unfortunate that the death of someone who seemed like a nice guy (I didn't really know much about him, sadly) brught YOU here. Hopefully you won't stay long.
Shoving a giant red hot poker up your ass is honoring Techman's memory. The only thing that gets soiled in the process is your pants.
(Semi-interesting sidenote: Jimmy Driftwood [actually Jimmy Morris], who composed the original Battle of New Orleans, on which phantom's parody is based, is [well, was] a cousin of Paladin's)
