Weekend at Bennies

Bulldog · May 8, 2011

The People's Cube does it again

This summer a new film that will portray a more light-hearted story of the progressive's greatest guilt inducing mascot will be in theaters for only a small vodka ration per viewer.

It is a tale of love, war, and tragedy that the whole genetically related unit of all ages can enjoy! Filmed in beautiful Pakistan an the Arabian Sea, this film will speak to millions about the negative impact on Arabic culture by the industrial elites in the United States.

While a group of Navy SEALS undergo their home invasion, they see crying relatives of their victim pour their hearts out after their loss due to a gun fight at an Abbotabad home. This causes their hearts to sink, and out of remorse for their actions they go on a emotionally powerful quest to show the world that there still are some Americans who do not hurt for pleasure or gain. While running from the CIA and following Barack Obama's flawless example, they go to every country they can with their new friend Bennie Laden on a good-will and apologizing tour attempting to show the world community that this whole thing was just a giant misunderstanding on our part, and that they are willing to accept responsibility.

Will they succeed in their progressive quest and recieve redemption, or will American war mongrels stop them from showing the world the truth of the United States and it's unstoppable quest for oil?

I laughed, I cried, I flew my private jet across the country for a private screening.
-Rossie O’Donnell
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It wasn't a documentary, but I can still appreciate the message. I loved how Bush is uncovered here as the villain he is. It really shows just how wasteful of a society we are. I wonder if the mass amount of ignorant people in this country will get it without my guiding hand to enlighten them.
-Michael Moore
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Needs More bombs... But I will still force my students to watch it.
-Bill Ayers
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Hugo loved the film, while I was cleaning his shoes and getting refreshments for him I heard a healthy amount of laughs. Without actually seeing the film itself, I still felt the self hate and guilt needed to be a productive member of humanity.
-Sean Penn
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This is by far the most in-depth and spot-on representation of our oppressive actions. I couldn't help but cry when I thought that maybe someday we will actually do some good in this world.
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-Danny Glover
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Maybe there is hope for America after all.
- Muammar Gaddafi
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