Fox (broken link, headline only) is reporting that the Weiners are asking the Clintons for marital advice. I guess this renders moot the question of whether the model marriage is one that lasts for decades, or one that is happy. Ah, they fixed the link: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/06/08/weiner-family-turns-to-clintons-in-wake-confession/
Bill: "Admit nothing. Ever." *Bill Clinton casts level 20 Fog of Bullshit* Hillary: "Keep it in your back pocket next to his balls for the rest of your life. You own him now."
Maybe they should switch off. Bill, to Huma: "Might wanna put some ice on that." Hillary, to Anthony Weiner: "Die in a fire."