Anyone had weird dreams lately? So I have been on a diet and the two foods I miss are ceral and brownies.... So I dreamt that I had a box of rice kripse ceral and brownie mix and I wanted to eat them so bad but I knew I couldn't. I know I can't have them in real life... BUT CAN I ATE LEAST EAT THEM IN MY DREAMS GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I once had a dream that Edward James Olmos was trying to give me herpes by hitting me with his toilet seat. He probably would have gotten away with it too if not for Mark Hamil and Snuffleupagus. The extended reach a furry prehensile trunk gives to a lightsaber cannot be underestimated. So long story short, I got away clean and Hamil recovered nicely from a nasty sprained ankle.
I have several levels of weird dreams... depending on which weird it is. But I have had a few "weird" ones lately.
See my "Cold Dreams" thread from last week. Now that the cold is gone and I'm sleeping well again, no silly dreams. I miss them.
The last one I can remember is one where it was in olden times and the townspeople were stoning me because I was pregnant and they didn't believe me that it was UA's baby. I kept trying to cover my belly and then the rocks would hit my face and head. I woke up sweating and clutching my belly and crying.
Last night I kept going right into very convincing dreams as I drifted off to sleep, then I'd wake up. This went on for at least 4 or 5 separate dreams. Once I dreamt I fell off my bed and rolled nearly all the way across the room, which in the dream was a lot worse than it sounds right now.
I had a weird one last night... about where I grew up. It was in between 2 rivers, and I dreamt that the rivers were fast flowing and going to flood. I could only save myself by hiding under autumn leaves in the orchardy part. Only my brother wouldn't cover me in the leaves, and wanted to see how quickly I would drown. I don't even have a brother.
So I had a dream that I was going to be killed so I had to move out of my house and move somewhere else with my family. But I sneaked into my house and got some more of my stuff to take with me. As I did that the killers came into the house. And while all of this was going on... I was with one of my class mates who saw me as a love intrest.
We should hang out! I have recurring dreams where I'm sitting around eating dinner and suddenly remember I didn't cover all my tracks after killing someone. I get freaked out because I think I might get in trouble if they find the body. Anywho.....the other night I had a dream about going on a long cross-country road trip a few distant family members. About halfway through, I was chosen to drive my son's sports car, because he didn't know how to drive a stick shift. In my dream I said "hey, how the Hell did you get the car this far if you can't even drive it?" I woke up before I got to drive, which blows because it was one of those Austin Powers type sports cars.
