What did Gul offer to sell to Flashlight for $2000?

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  1. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    My God, you suck cock!
  2. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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  3. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    @The Flashlight if you're still interested I'm willing to sell you my share of WF. As the value has increased tremendously in the last few months the price is now $5000. PM me.
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  4. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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  5. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Funny, I took Master Cuck for a pizza roll kind of guy. Goes perfect with killing hooker, cat fucking, and ranting about Star Wars. :diacanu:
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  6. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    Note: Flashie's rewrite of 2001 is not gonna work out.
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  7. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    It's possible he might prefer them, but he'd have to learn how to use some sort of oven, and that's not going to happen.
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  8. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    People just love talking about me! :)
  9. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Out of curiosity, just how long has it been since you've had a man inside you? :chris:
  10. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    Well yeah, only because you pulled one of the biggest bitch moves in WF history and look like a fool now. :techman:
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  11. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Admittedly, not as recently as you.

    Hope your rectal surgery goes well, BTW.

    :)
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  12. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Are you attempting to insult me by using homosexuality as a shaming device? :jayzus:

    Not very progressive of you. :nono:
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  13. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    What an asshole thing of @Anna to. Does she have no decency?
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  14. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    It kind of makes sense that the only 14 year old posting here is Flashy's biggest cheerleader.
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  15. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    Talking about? Nah.

    Making sexually explicit hand gestures about?

    Hell yes.
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  16. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    Like you'd get to find out.
  17. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    No insult, just the truth.

    Everyone should live their truth and not resort to gang bangs at truck stops. :shrug:
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  18. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    Now that's a burn!


    Of the (well used)ass.
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  19. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Anna should be reported to Wordforge's Diversity & Inclusion compliance officer. She's made WF an unsafe place for those of the buttsechs persuasion. :jayzus:
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  20. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Now Anna is slagging poor John. Shameful. :jayzus:
  21. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    :lol: Sure. Whatever. Heck, you're so not worked up about the idea of Flashlight having an ownership share of the board that you had to rush right in here and tell us all about how not worked up you are about even the very idea of Flashlight owning a share in the board. John is quick to tell us how much this would not bother him either and how he's solely a technical guy (in much the same way the guy who figured out a better mix of Zyclon for the Nazis was only there for tech support). Heck, Anna's managing a lower profile, but even she had to rush in here to duck, dodge, and belittle.

    But of course none of that matters because none of you owned the board at the time. Dang, I wish I could be a sophisticated intellectchewal like you. :clap:
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    How does one "rush" on a message board?
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  23. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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  24. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    Volpone does it all the time. He doesn't post here anymore remember, yet as soon as there is even the smallest whiff of tehdrama, he rushes back to get his two cents in.
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  25. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    The worst of it is, his opinion is always so much out of left, er, right field.
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  26. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    Flashlight, beyond annoying people, how will your ownership change the board?
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  27. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Something, something, something, Media Central :shrug:
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  28. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    Has he been 'stealth banned' again or is he just busy applying ointment for his ass burns?
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  29. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    No, not stealth banned again. Just busy the past 24 hours. :(
  30. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    It's cool. Truck stops get busy on Thursdays, and those dicks don't suck themselves.

    :)
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