What do you think Sherlock Holmes eats as his midnight snack?

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  1. A jar of mayonnaise

    3 vote(s)
    16.7%

  2. A double butter and cheese sandwich

    2 vote(s)
    11.1%

  3. Celery with 4 pounds of peanut butter, deep fried

    3 vote(s)
    16.7%

  4. An entire cow.

    10 vote(s)
    55.6%
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  1. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Have you ever thrown a toothpick in the grand canyon?
    Tex, Nov 10, 2007
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  2. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Somehow, I always knew you were built like a toothpick where it counts.
    Tamar Garish, Nov 10, 2007
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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    What's this now?
    Megatron, Nov 10, 2007
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  4. Tex

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Ever park your bike in an airplane hangar?
    Tex, Nov 10, 2007
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  5. Megatron

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    Megatron, Nov 10, 2007
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  6. Tamar Garish

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    But enough about you and your Mom.

    Really, we've got the picture. :yuck:
    Tamar Garish, Nov 10, 2007
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  7. Tex

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    My mom is dead. :(
    Tex, Nov 10, 2007
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  8. Tamar Garish

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Hey, when you get your stump out of Tex's ass, why don't you actually read the thread instead of asking what it's about. :P
    Tamar Garish, Nov 10, 2007
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  9. Tamar Garish

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    I'm sure it adds to the thrill.
    Tamar Garish, Nov 10, 2007
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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Would it be crass to ask where the "teh Baba" option is?
    Kyle, Nov 10, 2007
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  11. Tex

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    I'm not one of those retards that thinks that is funny.
    Tex, Nov 10, 2007
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  12. Sherlock Holmes

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Na, you're just a regular retard...
    Sherlock Holmes, Nov 10, 2007
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  13. Tex

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Which we all know is better than being a fat one.
    Tex, Nov 10, 2007
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  14. Sherlock Holmes

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    ok... your point? :unsure:
    Sherlock Holmes, Nov 10, 2007
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  15. Tex

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Well Teddy boy, 'tis past midnight, which one of those was your snack?
    Tex, Nov 10, 2007
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  16. Tamar Garish

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    :weep:
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  17. Sherlock Holmes

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Sorry, I don't eat after 10pm...
    Sherlock Holmes, Nov 10, 2007
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  18. Tex

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Of course you don't... :rolleyes:
    Tex, Nov 10, 2007
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  19. Sherlock Holmes

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Nope... Believe it or not, but it's true.
    Sherlock Holmes, Nov 10, 2007
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    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Tex hates fat people? I guess spending 23 hours a day blasting your quads will do that to a guy...
    actormike, Nov 10, 2007
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  21. Tex

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Why was my poll altered? Are mods and admin now free to alter posts of users without permission?
    Tex, Nov 10, 2007
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  22. evenflow

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Perhaps you should apply for Technical Administrator to make sure this sort of thing never happens again?
    evenflow, Nov 10, 2007
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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    I added it, will remove it as to not upset your obviously scientific and serious poll.
    Bailey, Nov 10, 2007
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  24. Fisherman's Worf

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Personally, I think it would be pretty funny if Ted ate baba.

    But then again, I thought Titus Andronicus and Silence of the Lambs were comedies.
    Fisherman's Worf, Nov 10, 2007
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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Speaking of fat...there's Tex's head.
    bryce, Nov 10, 2007
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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    I don't think anyone is going to accuse Tex of carrying too much weight on his shoulders.
    evenflow, Nov 10, 2007
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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    Watching Lavinia stagger around after her rape and torture is pretty funny if you speed it up and play the theme from Benny Hill.
    Jeff Cooper Disciple, Nov 10, 2007
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  28. Fisherman's Worf

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    You read my fucking mind.
    Fisherman's Worf, Nov 10, 2007
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  29. ehrie

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    :thelurker:
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  30. Muad Dib

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    Re: What do you think Ted Wolf eats as his midnight snack?

    A Powerbar and a strawberry smoothie. :yes:
    Muad Dib, Nov 10, 2007
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