Discuss the implications of the following: What if Al Sharpton walked right by a doughnut without drooling? What if George Bush decided to actually govern rather than play politics? What if the Pope became a scientologist? What if Diacanu became the biggest selling porn star ever after sex reassignment surgery? What if you put a gun in your mouth and fired a few times? What would the implications be if everyone just pointed and laughed?
Jesse Jackson would retaliate by walking right by a microphone without whining. Liberals would really have something to moan about. [-]You mean he isn't alre[/-] Physics would be torn up by the roots. Um, who is "ever"? I'd probably be stricken with mud poisoning. That social studies, probability, and psychology would all be torn up by the roots.
The doughnut would scream discrimination. The world would fall off. Which gender is Diacanu currently? I'd have to hire a few times before I could fire them. But I'd wait until they called me a Mexican first. That's not hypothetical.
Whaaat iiiiif!? What iiiif you've fooouund you've maaaade a mistaaaaake!? Whaaat iiiiiif!? What if it's worth the chaaaaances you're taaaaakiiiiin??
What if there was no light. Nothing wrong, nothing right. What if there was no time? And no reason or rhyme? What if you should decide That you don't want me there by your side. That you don't want me there in your life. What if I got it wrong? And no poem or song.. Could put right what I got wrong, Or make you feel I belong What if you should decide That you don't want me there by your side That you don't want me there in your life. Oooooh, that's right Let's take a breath, jump over the side Oooooh, that's right How can you know it if you don't even try? Oooooh, that's right Every step that you take Could be your biggest mistake It could bend or it could break But that's the risk that you take What if you should decide That you don't want me there in your life. That you don't want me there by your side. Oooooh, that's right Let's take a breath, jump over the side. Oooooh, that's right How can you know it when you don't even try? Oooooh, that's right Oooooh, that's right Let's take a breath, jump over the inside Oooooh, that's right You know that darkness always turns into light Oooooh, that's right..
"I hope some day you'll join us/and the world will live as one" is just a more poetical way of saying, "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated." Goddamn fucking hippie Borg. At least the regular ones ain't all hairy and reekin' of alien Patchouli.
