"Uncle Jun is in the muff. I meant rough!" I mean if you expect to get head you'd better be willing to give it I've never personally met any guy who doesn't like an adult happy meal but I can't help but laugh at these clowns when I see it on the internet. The whole thing is pretty selfish
Honestly, I always saw it as a compliment to my sexual prowess when a woman enjoyed what I did to her. Any guy, any guy, can pump away and get himself off. It takes a man with skill to get a woman there with you.
Indeed! To me the fun is in finding all of the buttons to make someone just putty in your hands. The old tired tropes of the "two pump chumps" calling women whores but also calling them frigid or bitches because they won't have sex with someone who will then call them a whore, it's so fucked up. Patriarchy is fucked up. It's no wonder these guys don't find women who want to be with them: who wants to be damned whether they do or don't?
Remember when Harley Quinn had the scene of Batman going down on Catwoman cut because, according to the suits, "heroes don't do that"? Boy, does that speak volumes about what's going wrong at Warner Bros.
I do, and I am here to tell anyone listening that heroes absolutely do that 100%, and they do it enthusiastically.
I like how the dude talks about "licking vagina." I mean, I presume a tongue in the vaginal opening feels good, much like having your balls sucked or licked feels good even though it's not what's gonna make you cum. And I've gotten some pretty gratifying reactions out of teasing a woman with an "absolutely everywhere but the clit" approach to the beginning of oral. But I'm pretty sure that anyone who refers to cunnilingus as "licking vagina" has never made a woman cum even once in his entire life.
Incidentally, I don't care if you're trans, cis, or enby ... if you don't find any appeal in the idea of spending time in a body of the opposite sex just to find out what their orgasms feel like, you must be one of the most incurious people alive.
Considering that you used to claim to be fat, depressed and poor, it's a reasonable assumption that the only woman you've seen naked is the one you slid out of.
Um if it tastes like honey she might need to see a doctor... Unless the open jar of honey is on her nightstand, then yum I guess
