What nation should the United States of America bomb next?

I feel strongly that the United States of America should defend itself regularly by carpet bombing an opponent into the dust.

The United States of America have not bombed any nation in a serious way in some time.

What are your thoughts about what nation should be our next target?

Why did you leave out Canada?

We should bomb the moon. Just in case ET is out there. We don't want them to think we are weak.

This stupid parody account would make more sense if it actually satirized things Dayton really said, rather than peddling strawmen.

Iran has a 2:1 margin over Iran!

None of the above! We need to "redistribute" the bombing! Out in left field countries like Bhutan, Vatican City, Inuvick (or whatever the Northwest Territories used to call themselves) Belgium, Congo, Freedonia - the list goes on. We need some variety in our bombing!

There's no "Teh Baba" option - poll is invalid.

I always vote for all the options in a multiple choice poll.

Switzerland. It's the manly man's choice.

Dayton's parody account is still a million times better than your real one, bitch.

Thanks bro, I had been on the fence about something, but now the decision is easy.

You're thinking of Nunavut. The territory has no overland roads to/from the rest of Canada, but there are plans for a road from Manitoba to the southwest portion of Nunavut along Hudson Bay.
Inuvik is currently the northernmost city on the year round portion of the Dempster Highway in Northwest Territories, with an ice road over the Mackenzie River and Arctic Ocean to Tuktoyaktuk. A year-round overland road is being constructed between the two villages.

Vanuatu obviously, if only for the entertainment of watching US TV try and find it on a map and the Family Guy episode with the entire US military going past it whilst trying to find it.

You know, as much as I think Family Guy's humor is a bit too contrived, the issues it mocks are generally spot on.

You guys think too small. It's time to teach those Martians a lesson!

Somebody needs to bomb the shit out of Matt Damon.

Matt Damon is the bomb.

You leaving the board?

Arkansas.

How will I get my dumb rep to 1 billion if flashy takes his socks and goes. Please stay flashy, I may be ignoring you and your sucks, but your neg rep attention makes me feel awesome. As long as you want a button to push I am glad to give it to you.

I voted for china. Not because I dislike the chinese, but rather I think we have a lot of angry young men who want an enemy to fight and we can send them over there for some decent opposition.

What's the point? All they'd do is apologize for getting in the way of our bombs and making them explode. They'd be all "soory, eh?"

Canada definitely deserves to be bombed though, because, curling. Fuck curling! How can anyone take a sport seriously that involves brooms?

On the other hand, poutine is pretty awesome. Maybe just one bomb.

You know who we should bomb? Monaco! Fuck those guys! They know what they did.

Curling is bullshit, but Broom Ball can be a lot of fun.

You go first! You're the street-smart one who can handle any situation with any group of people...have at it!

I vote for the glorious republic of Norphletistan.

Do you not read Dayton's posts? This OP is close enough to what he actually posts; that's why it's funny.

I did read the OP, and I have never seen Dayton write that the U.S. should "carpet bomb someone into the dust."

The irony here is that while the idea of carpet bombing an enemy into submission is seen as a joke, it's exactly what we should be doing to ISIS.

No matter how many civilians you take out in the process, eh? When are you leaving?

You know, the "tactical strike" thing is only a recent phenomenon. And even with our advanced tech, it's still possible to make mistakes, as our recent bombing of the hospital demonstrates.

If you think about it, haven't we gone too far over into the realm of the Trek episode where the two planets fought their war via computer simulation, in an attempt to make the bloodshed as neat and orderly as possible?

In the good old days of WWII, we simply annihilated Berlin from the skies. None of this fancy tactical targeting crap. We just let the bombs fly and anyone who didn't get out of the way was toast. We simply beat them into submission.

Same way we ended the war with Japan. Two nukes, two cities obliterated and millions dead. End of war.

We could do the same thing with these ISIS thugs tomorrow, if we wanted. But we've become pussies, scared of collateral damage.

We wouldn't have to be involved at all if the citizenry of these sand nations would take care of their own business.