What Was Soma Banned For?

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What Was Soma Banned For?

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  1. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    Because you ain't a fucking Scotty.

    You're this guy:

    [​IMG]
     
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  2. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    You’re just mad because you can’t beat me in darts, even if I stand further away.
     
  3. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    I can beat you in darts. Just sayin.
     
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  4. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    Yeah, butt darts
     
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  5. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    Darts?

    What the fuck is this? A sports bar? Getthefuckoutofhere.
     
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  6. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    It's all about being a competitor. Most here wouldn't understand.
     
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  7. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I’m saying you’re my Miles O’Brien and I’m Bashir.
     
  8. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    You're young, arrogant, and constantly shot down by women?
     
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  9. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    I think McDonald's fries are awesome. They're the only thing that makes it worth going to McDonalds. :unsure:
     
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  10. Chaos Descending

    Chaos Descending 14th Level Human Cleric

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    Same. You know who has terrible fries? Five Guys. Yuck!

    In-n-Out fries also aren't so good, but they're sort of redeemable if you order them well done.
     
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  11. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    He’s also a mutant and a whiny cunt.

    The type that wants to surrender to the Dominion because he’s a weakling and blood scares him.

    Yeah, he can be Bitcher. I’ll be glad to be Chief O’Brien. And every time Bitcher steps on a transporter pad I’ll beam a dart him into his head right between his eyes.

    “sorry sir. It’s this Cardassian equipment. It can be touchy at times.”
     
  12. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    I think it's more that his Dad did something to him against his will as a kid.
     
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  13. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    In-n-Out fries are terrible considering that their claim to fame is using fresh potatoes. :jayzus:
     
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  14. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    There’s no way they use the amount of potatoes that you see when you walk in there.
     
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  15. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Soma postings are down so @Marso is picking up the slack.
     
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  16. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    I'm an In-n-Out fan because I would be deported from California if I weren't, but I can confirm their plain fries are fucking garbage.

    Their animal style fries, however, are OK.
     
  17. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Twenty years in LA, and I've never been to In-and-Out. Not only do I fail to see the glamor of a burger (about the easiest thing you can make at home), but something about the name is... off-putting. :bergman:
     
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  18. TheLonelySquire

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    Trust me...no male this side of the Delta Quadrent wants your In-N-Out burger!
     
  19. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    I figured you for a 30-second wonder. Thank you for sharing.
     
  20. TheLonelySquire

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    Please don't share your fantasies here.
     
  21. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Post #198 was the fantasy. As always, Trollforge is far more interested in my private life than I am in any of yours.

    But how very Christian of you.
     
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  22. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    Whistle blowing Nazi logic bomb wipes out trek bbs wordforge
     
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  23. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    As the representative from trollforge I have to say your estimation of our interest in you is highly dubious. We mostly just enjoy making cranky old cunts whine, and you are the present fruit we need to squish to get our wine so to speak. It is nothing more than the process by which we dine. If you don't like that arrangement you might partake of a big old glass of STFU.

    You may not regard me as the master troll, but I am the troll princess.
     
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  24. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    wat
     
  25. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Watt ia a measure of electrical power.
     
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    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Yes, but I didn't say 'watt'
     
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  27. matthunter

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    Who was that TBBS fuckwad who kept saying "whut?"?
     
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  28. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Whut? :unsure:
     
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  29. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    what are you getting on about?
     
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    As for Soma...

    (As Sam Jackson)
    Yes, he deserved to die, and I hope he rots in Hell!!!!
     
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