From some other thread.... Well I do sleep 22 hours a day, and piss all over my neighbor’s begonias…. So it’s been awhile since I’ve pulled up a stool to the whiskey-soaked, veneer-peeling, little-dirty-felt-coasters-that-no-one-uses-covered bar at the Thirsty Forger Bar and Waffle Haus. Please excuse my absence. I was fighting ninjas…on pirate boats. Shaped like Giant Robots. That flew in the air all rocket-powered, fueled by Mr. Pibb and righteous indignation. And were flown by bears. Gay bears. Gay homosexual bears. So….what’s new in Forgeville? Is the main export still Thoroughly Raped Logic? Did we get our own Starbucks yet? Is Uncle Albert still inordinately pissed off for a man with so hot a wife? Is Storm still Evil? Is Diacanu still secretly a secret Canadian double-agent, secretly bent on secretly destroying America, because he hates our secret freedoms and our bacon? Is the Ddrama Llama still the town mascot? Has any of our illustrious citizenry finally ridden their mental tricycle into the busy intersection of Life, and went off and did something unpleasant that has gotten them on the News with a story the newscaster had to end with “….families have been notified, and the clean-up is expected to take two days. But in Lighter News, Poopsie the Flying Squirrel has taken on a new hobby; Waterskiing! ”?
Nah, nothing like that. I think TKO got a job, or something. Oh, El Chup is getting married. See, stuff happens when you're not here.
Well, I'll be Mousse if you'll be Shampoo. Is that Mountain Dew on your keyboard, or are you just happy to see me? :guffbox:
Oh noes! I missed it?! Damn Ninja Pirates and their flying robots!!!! How'd you run him off? Beat him with his own severed arm? Told him Denny Crane was a Gay?
Yes. We still sing songs of the Great Tasvir Hunt. The wind and the wires made a tattletale sound As Phantom leaped over the railing And the Forgers all knew, and Tasvir did too That that sound was Tasvir a-wailing Then Elwood charged in as did a bunch of Forge men and said, "Fella, it sucked bad to know ya" At seven pm Tasvir's brainpan caved in And the warriors all cried, "OH HELL YEAH!" Or something like that. I know Gordon Lightfoot is defniitely involved...
See, now, that was just hubris on Tas's part. He couldn't win an intellectual argument with a gravy boat, much less against something capable of speech and abstract thought.
Well....duh. But it didn't start out life as an Oasis album title, but as a line from Bye Bye Birdie.
