When meat cleavers are outlawed, only outlaws will have meat cleavers!

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  1. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Obviously, we need to outlaw meat cleavers.

    And you shouldn't be allowed to bump-fire a meat cleaver at all.
    Muad Dib, Sep 20, 2013
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  2. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Obviously she missed. You're still posting.
    garamet, Sep 20, 2013
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  3. John Castle

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    Nobody needs high-capacity assault meat cleavers.
    John Castle, Sep 20, 2013
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  4. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Muad Dib, Sep 20, 2013
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  5. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Those things exist for only one reason, to cut meat. Amateur civilians have no need for that capability.
    Uncle Albert, Sep 20, 2013
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  6. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Cleaver grabber! :garamet:
    Muad Dib, Sep 20, 2013
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  7. evenflow

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    A cleaved head no longer plots. -Old Norse Proverb
    evenflow, Sep 20, 2013
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  8. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    "You humans are so petty! And tiny!" -New Norse Proverb
    John Castle, Sep 20, 2013
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