The strangeness and the awfulness of this news are in a very close race, I'm not sure what's winning. Punning Banned in China How mad do you have to be to even come up with such an idea?
Am I? Or am I exactly where I want to be? . . . Okay, I'm behind. But not as behind as it looks. The Gaps thing I've had in my custom title is a better indicator of how close I am to accomplishing my target.
