Which Celebs Do You Fantisize About?

For you, is in more celebs, or real people? And by fantasize, I don't mean only fucking. It could mean going out on a date with them. And then fucking. Whatever.

Funny thing though - I'm a big fan of Kristin Kreuk, but I don't find myself thinking about her that often. It's sometimes the girls I wouldn't really pay that much attention to in real life that I think about fucking. Like pre-anorexic Lindsay Lohan. Or Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Sometimes the girls I'm most attracted to, aren't the same ones I find myself thinking about all that often. I've always wondered about that.

Other girls on my "to do" list:

Morena Baccarin
Leah Dizon
Jessica Alba
Camilla Belle
Megan Fox

The hot female ones.

Sandra Bullock. There's just something about her smile . . .

And one crazy night with Shakira would melt my brain.

I don't really daydream about celebs.

I probably think more about girls I actually know in person.

Shakira was a good choice I must say!

Some of mine would be Jennifer Love Hewitt, Marisa Tomei, Annabella Schiorra, Jamie Lynn Sigler, Rachael Wiess, Maria Grazia Cucinotta, Maria Carey, Mila Kunis, Penelope Cruz (just for starters).

I'm under a court order not to mention their names.

I keep having dreams where I fly Britney Spears in my plane away from America and to some country that doesn't exist, where she won't be hounde by fans, and can get taught to be a normal human being, without the mental breakdowns and people using her continously.

The last time I had that dream actually, it was Lindsay Lohan instead. Just talking to her, and telling her to "CALM DOWN", and stop being such a state.

Britney Spears smokes.....sorry, but that's a deal breaker.
Seriously, I could have boned a few Korean girls, but I can't get past the tobacco smoking.

Weed smoking on the other hand doesn't bother me.

Take away my "man card"? Not likely....I had my hands happily full of non-smoking female attention anyway.

This was many years ago....but still, a lot of total strangers (female thankfully) tell me they love my eyes. I even had a MILF (with awesome cleavage) at my daughter's high school going on about my awesome hands. But if they found out I'm hung like hamster, their dissapointment would only lead to FAIL.

My hands are awesome....nice tan, lots of scars...working man's hands so to speak. Missing part of a finger, but it's not really gross.

Wait...I also have a huge bulge (calm down ladies) at the base of my thumb from a bizarre sports accident. It adds character.....not as good as the Tina Fey face scar, but what can you do?

^That. Me too.

I really should switch my fantasizing to that one clerk at the Bi-Lo store.
That one with the cute smile and friendly, flirty attitude.

She is healthy, but not fat by any stretch. Real "girl next door" type...

Man, I saw a petite Latina (with sleepy eyes!) at the BK the other day and just about flipped! I'm talking INCREDIBLE!

Same here.

Ed Furlong, Post-disney Tommy Kirk, and Sean McGuire.

Off the top of my head, the top three are Jennifer Aniston, Joan Jett, and Meg Ryan.

Oh, and Michelle Pfeiffer. But only if she's wearing her Catwoman outfit.

And Halle Berry. But only if she isn't wearing hers.

I forgot to mention Jennifer Connelly!

Me too.

I like looking.....but I hardly ever dream about getting into bed with any of them.

I mean, if I discover one of my favorite female stars in a steamy sex scene, that becomes prime fapping material. I know right where to cue up Embrace of the Vampire. But on my own, with no video playback devices involved, it's always a hot chick from work.

Allyson Hannigan, Sarah Chalke, Sasha Alexander, Cote de Pablo, Jessica's Alba & Biel, Marissa Tomei, Megan Fox, Vanessa Marcil, Alicia Witt, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Carla Gugino, Julie Bowen, Kristen Bell, Catherine Bell, for starters. Am sure I could find dozens or even hundreds more if given the time and inclination.

OMG! How could I forget? I was locked into "brunette" mode and forgot about.............................KARI BYRON!

What was I thinking?

Trica Helfer and Grace Park.

My new fantasy is with Micheal Weatherly from NCIS. That guy makes my toes curl. :wuv:

Maybe you just need to buy bigger shoes.

Hmm... the chick on AOTS is pretty hot.

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I'm attracted to the new talky blond chick, although most of the time I'd like to hit her with a brick to shut her up.

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You mean Layla Kaylee or something like that? She brought nothing to the table as far as I'm concerned.

Alison Hayslip that's the blond's name. I just remembered.

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Who? Kevin's co-host? Olivia Munn.

Or and there's that American Idol chick who pops up from time to time since they canceled her Cheat show - Kristin Stewart (formerly Holt).

oldfella1962: that's funny! Yeah maybe I do need bigger shoes...only my feet are too small.

I fantasize about Heath Ledger's decomposing corpse.

Occasionally, CNN's Erica Hill sneaks into my dreams.

Gerard Butler is a fine looking guy, but his accent makes him 100% even sexier

and steven straight in 10,000 b.c. he looked hot without a shirt on