Who Has Owned A Waterbed?

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  1. Seda

    Seda no, I'm not Turkish

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    Did a search on the term "waterbed" and didn't see where this has been discussed.

    I had one as a teenager and into my early 20's. Never did understand why there was a mirror on the headboard/bookshelf thing. I always had fun burping it so it didn't sloosh, but it sucked not being able to rearrange the furniture on the spur of the moment. Later in it's tenure I got one of those motionless mattresses. Then I got tired of it. Got rid of it. Guess I just plain "grew up". Wouldn't take one now if you gave it too me.
  2. Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes Resurrected

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    My neighbor had one. It was a king sized one. Real nice... till it sprang a leak one night and destroyed the oak floor.
  3. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    A couple I know has had one all their married lives - 30 years now.
    It was quite a kick to have sex on. But I prefer more controlability.
  4. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    Dare I ask?
  5. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Have I had wild monkey sex on a waterbed? Yes.

    Have I owned one? No.
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  6. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    :D
  7. Herbalist

    Herbalist Masterdebater

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    Me and my brother shared a King sized one for 6 years.
  8. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    I absolutely hate waterbeds.
  9. Clyde

    Clyde Orange

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    Owned? No.

    Used? Yes.

    Trick is getting that slapping swell to work for you.

    ;)
  10. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I had one for a while. I don't much care for them.
    I bet a water hammock would kick ass.
  11. Prufrock

    Prufrock Disturbing the Universe

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    My parents had one. When they got rid of it we took the empty water bag and blew it up with air and played with it out in the yard, jumping on it and rolling it around until it popped. It was more awesome than a refrigerator box.

    But I wouldn't get one. I like my nice brick of a mattress that has held up very well - I got it when I was in middle school and still sleep on it.
  12. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    My friends' sprung a leak in the middle of the night once. Hilarity ensued.

    Ya know, they're getting divorced after 30 years. I know he got the dog. I wonder who's getting the bed! :soma:
  13. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I had one years ago. You couldn't give me one now.
  14. brudder1967

    brudder1967 this is who we are

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    I used to have one, but got rid of it. They aren't good for your back.
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  15. The Exception

    The Exception The One Who Will Be Administrator Super Moderator

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    I had one when I was a kid because of allergies.

    I miss it.
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    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    My SIL used to have one. The Mrs. & I crashed on it several times when we'd visit (SIL took the couch). This waterbed was NOT waveless, and was overfilled so that a big air bubble was always in the center, pushing us toward the edge of the bed. I hated that thing--would've rather taken the couch instead!
  17. Uncle Albert

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    Waterbeds are the suck.
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  18. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    How do you fuck on the things?

    Can't possibly imagine how you'd get purchase with your knees for any thrusting.

    Doggie would be impossible, cowgirl would get downright lethal.

    What position even works if any?
  19. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    When we met, the wife's preferred sleeping spot was a huge waterbed box with headboard, lacking the water mattress and filled with blankets.

    That worked OK. :diacanu:
  20. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    Mmmm... Tempurpedic...
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  21. Sherlock Holmes

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    I'd rather have a hammock. I slept in one once. Well I tried to, it made me get sick.
  22. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    You just have to hump one time and the mattress does the rest.

    Many times I woke up the next morning and we were still fucking.
  23. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Dude, trust me it works. Water beds are also great for using oils while having sex. Just pull the sheets off and go to town, then use some windex and paper towels afterwards and it cleans up great. Fucking while covered in Crisco is an experience you should check out.
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  24. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    TMI, dude! T-fucking-MI!!!!
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  25. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Man when the hell did you turn into a prude? :D
  26. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Crisco?

    CRISCO?!?!

    Why not just go for a bucket of snowcap lard, ya sick bastard?

    :jayzus:
  27. brudder1967

    brudder1967 this is who we are

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    Besides Wessonality is where it's at.

    :banana:
  28. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    IT was quicker and cheaper than running to the Todd Adult Video and buying their oils.
  29. Uncle Albert

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  30. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    Windex contains ammonia, which degrades the PVC used to make the waterbed bladder.

    409, on the other hand...