Who likes pussy?

Vote if you want to be counted on this timeless debate.

"Your Mom"?

EDIT: I never know when it's the right time to whip out this classic gem.

Why does the thread come up before the poll?

I noticed that earlier.

I like pussy, and I am married so I own a pussy in the same sense that The Wife owns my dick and balls and can use them at will, but I don't get enough pussy.

Girls have it made
Girls have more fun
Girls have their way
To get lovers anytime they want
Anytime she needs some lovin'
Anytime she just gives a sign
It won't take her long to find a man to oblige

Guys got to plot
Guys got to plan
Guys got to lie, cheat, steal
Do anything he can
Anything to get her to love him
Anything to make her agree
That's the way it's been since Adam and Eve

Girls can get it anytime they want
Girls can get it where a man often won't
Everybody's always after some lovin' now and then
A woman gets it faster than any man can

Girls can get it anytime they like
Girls can get it a fact of life
If she calls you for some lovin' in the middle of the night
She can get a man runnin' at the speed of light

We all look for love
Somewhere, sometime
Girls find it first
They find it morning, noon and night
And it's a wonder of nature, eighth wonder of the world
That a man's got to chase her if he's gonna get the girl

Oh, when a woman wants love
A woman gets love
And it's for sure she's gonna find it
Before the sun comes up

Girls can get it, they pick and choose
Girls can get it, men are always in the mood
If she calls you for some lovin' in the middle of the night
She can get a man runnin' at the speed of light

Girls can get it anytime they like
Girls can get it a fact of life
Oh, you know she'll find it easy
You know that she can
It's like givin' a little water to a thirsty man

Girls can get it anytime they want
Girls can get it where a man often won't

If you want pussy, speak after me and heed:

I like cats and I happen to own a cat.

This thread is gay only if you select the 4th option.

Clicked the wrong button accidentally, huh?

I say that all the time.



About my beautiful, beautiful penis.

Or one can just be kinda cute and a bit of an asshole.

Simple, unquestioning obedience in all matters is easier to achieve

It's only gay if the balls are touching :

You sound like a platoon leader I once had.

Agreed. In all things.

Define "have a pussy"

That sounds so German

All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got [sniffs] smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

Shitty implementation, natch.

Ditto.

I like pussy, but I like boobie better.