Who skips oldfella and tererun posts?

Not in the case of those of us who've met IRL.

True dat. Which means I know Volpone is real. The rest of you fuckers . . .

isn't there a female named "possum queen" or something from near Statesboro Georgia, or is that a name change I'm not aware of?

If I also know Volpone's real, but also know Anc and Krieg are real...

Yeah, but I don’t know that you’re real.

And why can't it be both?

Providing accurate information when you're misinformed is "attacking"? My, aren't you delicate.

Like a pretty flower.

That smells bad.

Tererun wishes she had one of those.

First, it was not accurate. Second, it was condescending and snarky. I can play back with that, but you seem to be bothered when I do that. Are you telling me that I should take abuse from you because of your position, and I should just like it? In my world we go back and forth and we are both trolls.

It seems certain people around here think they are above being poked, but then they poke others. What sort of manners is that? If you are not going to be respectful to a person then don't expect respect back from them. I don't mind you calling me snookums, but don't get mad when I rip you with a derrogatory term and pretend I am the one in the wrong.

It was as accurate as the information I had at the time.

You seem to be angry that I do not want your admiration and respect. Who the fuck are you?

There are a few people around here I would approach in a respectful manner, but why would you be on my list? That said I understand if I am not on your list, but drop the pretense that your list is worth anything beyond your opinion.

So following the chain of logic you were fucking wrong, and you pranced around like you were correcting me, and I shot you down for it.

Nope, not apologizing for that one.

That thing I am holding is the end of the stick that is rammed up your ass. Maybe you should lose the stick because it seems to bother you quite a bit when people fuck with it.

Nope.

don't play coy with me. I know butthurt when I see it.

Then step away from the mirror and find something useful to do. Or try this:

You're all holograms. I created this society and have been living here among you for thirty years.

just sayin

Has it helped?

It did after you gingerly applied it to her.

Now this is the point where @Tererun decides even you are picking on her.

She doesn't realize you're just pissed because this is another list you didn't make.

When will you realize you are the dog in the experiment?

Poor you!

Your sexual fantasies are really weird.

Hey, you made a joke! Are you sure you are feeling OK?

I frequently make jokes. That (A) this wasn't one and (B) you've missed the others says more about you.

Go back to picking on @Tererun. I'll bring the popcorn.

Your humor must be on another level, beyond us mere mortals.

You're admitting to being a mere mortal? That's a first. Are you feeling okay?

WF is getting cabin fever.