The kind on late night Showtime. Bad acting, crappy writing, story & dialog. And fakey badly simulated sex.* *(honestly...you never see genitalia, and the positions are way off...the guys always look like they are licking the the girl's pubic hair, and during the "sex", you can tell at those angles that there could never be real penetration.) WTF!? You don't get the watchable story of a a decent mainstream or indy film, *NOR* do you get the "real" sex of am all-out hardcore porn flick. Nor any "money shots" or yummy creampie ending. So what is that point? Although, I do like the tities...but that just makes me want to see more.
The only upshot in softcore is some of the lesbian scenes, though they don't show the "goods" so to speak, the touching seems more sensual and tender than some of the hardcore stuff out there. Plus if you were once a teenage boy with a TV in your room and you found out that you got free Skinemax for the weekend because of some promotional offering from your cable provider, soft-core was your friend.
Even in hardcore, you can often tell that the woman is faking enjoyment, and there is little kissing and caressing. I like the rare porn where you can honestly tell that the lady is *really* getting off, and there is a lot of touching, moaning, sweating, wet kissing...and wet other things. True. Very true. Well, I need to go post somewhere else for a while. More of this and I will need to go be in my bunk.
I've never liked staring at genitalia. It seems too "clinical". Like you are an OB/GYN or something. Sex robbed of any meaning. Purely hydraulics.
The soft core stuff is better at mood, locale, etc. The hard core stuff is always the same, and always in the same order: Woman sucks dick Man licks cunny Man fucks woman from the front Man fucks woman from behind Bukake time The end. Gets boring- the only variety is the actresses.
Speaking of porn, which thread has the link to the full sized picture of that girl with the big ass EP is using as his av?
My friends and I (women included) enjoy watching those cheesy softcore porn films, mostly because of the bad acting, the strange plots, the cheesy special effects, and the faces they all make. Plus it's quite obvious that no penetration is going on. Of course, the only four films Cinemax and HBO ever air are Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade (shave my balls with a rusty razor!), Bikini Cavegirl, Ghost in a Teeny Bikini, and Kinky Kong. I think two or three of those are done by the same people. Evan Stone is the best actor alive.
Softcore actresses are usually better looking too, compared with the usual skanky hardcore actresses.
You forgot "Not enough M&Ms". Though I agree with whoever said they don't feature enough genuine enjoyment on behalf of the girl. Which is why I vastly favour amateur porn. Even a cursory glance at most sites listed under "Orgasm" reveals it's either women tweaking their own buttons, Sybians, or "gushers". For f**k's sake, is it too much to ask for a straight-up shag where the camera zooms on her face as she cums?!
I have indeed seem some women in cheap hardcore flicks that have a LOT of blemishes, scars* even...and some who even appear to have bruises and what look like burns. I worry for them. *(Not that I am one to talk about scars...I have a a BIG WIDE scar running from my belly button down. When I first got it my first thought was "Well, now I will NEVER lose my virginity!" But my ex-wife has JRA, and has had multiple surgeries. Lots of scars. And she had the same fears as me. We used to compare them. And I even would lick them during foreplay...not that you probably wanted to know that.)
To bryce: No, I really didn't want to know that. Hence why I shy away from straight porn, its all lesbians all the time for me. I shall not suffer the visage of man flesh.
Exactly. And that's why I think the "amatuer" porn on the net is gaining such popularity. I think most guys are sick to death of the glasy-eyed tattooed peirced skina and bones plastic-tit 4-inch platform shoes that never ever come off porn "star" No one knows anyone that looks like that in real life. Soft core has the one redeeming quality of having nice looking actresses in most cases. But i'd still rather have the ones that look like they were actually home video shoots of the MILF down the street doing things she wouldn't want the rest of the PTA to know about.
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