Who's cherry would you like to pop on wrodforge?

Never mind.

Whose, damn it, WHOSE!

Unless that was part of the joke.

Shakes, in the back of my time-travelling Delorean. How far would I have to go back to make that happen, Shakes?

The only cherrys left here are male, so no thanks.

Not gonna pop for the revirgination surgery?

Can't say I blame you. That's some creepy shit.

6 years sweetie 6 years.

Wow. I've really gotta watch out for those middle-school field trips...

High School!

That assumes you passed all the grades the first time, right?

Just because I didnt go to school. Doesnt mean I didnt pass

Id like to get

School of hard knocks? Or just another untamed kitty?

Why would you want to go back in time and get Shakes as a virgin?

Wouldn't she be more fun now that she knows what she's doing?

Baby gotta quit your cryin'
About your lyin' to your old man
Because i know, you know and he knows
I'm your cherry poppin' daddy man
I wanna give ya little taste of heaven
And he only wants to hold your hand
Because i know, you know and he knows
I'm your cherry poppin' daddy man
Good god, cherry poppin' daddy man

Yeah, lipstick is all on my collar
The fruit baby is on my vine
Well girl i'm gonna make a momma
Hoot and holler.. out my name

You gotta quit all your complainin'



And baby tellin' me that i don't know
Because i know, you know and he knows
That life is just a honky tonk show
Can't you hear them
Big city horns blowin'
Clear across the town
Let's take a cake walk over to gabriel
And blow your cherry poppin' daddy down
Oh yeah, cherry poppin' daddy down

Yeah, lipstick is all on my collar
The fruit baby is on my vine
Well girl, i'm gonna make a momma
Hoot and holler... out my name

Settin' the time circuits for 198..., er uh 199..., er uh, 2001? Jesus. I'd already had a kid by then (that I know of ) * Mr. Plow shuts down time circuits.
Nevermind. (God, I'm old)