UK Telegraph story This is great news. Up to now all we could do is try to help out handicapped people, or perhaps pity them. With this new device not only will they be able to stand, walk, and even run like a normal person, but we can hack them at parties so they spaz out - and it will be fucking hilarious.
That really is AWESOME news! Reminds me of research & development going on to help cure blindness &/or utterly circumvent it via computerized implants & similar technology.
Obviously you desperately want to jam paraplegic's wireless signals at parties, and I admit that I do too. Just don't forget to post it on Youtube.
Finally! How many monkeys just want to live a normal life.....throwing feces, copulating in front of hundreds of shocked zoo patrons, and stealing eye glasses off people's faces? But enough about my honeymoon..........
