Woman Law...(Sponsored by Godiva Chocolate and the people who make "The Rabbit")

Alright Ladies of Wordforge, Vandygoddess has come back to help represent. Why should the boys have all the fun?

What are some Woman Laws???

My favorite is " No Woman Left Behind"
No Woman Left Behind states if you go out with your girls you must leave with your girls. You can't leave her passed out on the floor, or with some asshole man, if you are going into the warzone you are coming out together.
Discuss.....

Out Boy, We aren't "allowed" in Man's Law so out with you.

It is a good Law. Don't leave your sista.

That went well.

You'll never know if you don't back off and just watch and listen.

Usually within 30 seconds, that is.

If you boys don't get the fuck out of here and stop causing shit, I swear I'm going straight to the Men's Law thread and talking about periods, shoes, and about how that really doesn't happen to every guy!!!!

^ Evil mouse!

Why do we have to take a fun topic over to bitch land.

Vandy Welcome back.

Let's have fun instead of acting like hateful biatches. K?

So we can't have fun. Come on Mrs. A back me up here.

Hmmm, where are those figures about how men dominate conversations, even when they assume women are talking more...


Now, on topic: No woman left behind used to be taken as read: when I was in my running around days, no female would dream of abandoning a friend that wasn't fully compos mentis, for whatever reason. Doesn't seem to be followed as closely these days, although I'm glad to hear that some still recognise its importance.

You know what? Leave it alone!

CheekyMonkey and Vandygoddess can officially not talk about that shit.

I'll set the record straight..... I may not like Vandy, I may not like what she has to say. And I may not like what happened with her and the BF. But we're both adult enough to leave it alone.

When she fucked my BF, she didn't know he was with somebody else. Because he lied to her, too. Whatever happened afterward is ancient fucking history. And it's out there to be found, so if you people want to find it, use the goddamned search function.

But for chrissakes, stop bringing it up.

Woman Law: You don't have to like a girl in order to coexist with her and still remember she's a human being. It's something men can never seem to understand.

Now, you annoying motherfuckers with your Y chromosomes.... stop messing in this thread. We're not welcome at your little sausage fest, so stay out of our pajama party. We're going to braid our hair, have a seance, and then maybe a pillow fight. AND YOU'RE NOT FUCKING INVITED!

Like you guys can ever understand what women are saying in the first place to figure out if women are agreeing or not.
Out junior; let the womenfolk have their nice little tete-a-tete and we'll forget about your little chest-thumping thread.

the severe JACKING of this thread pisses me off and makes me never want to post boobies again. assholes. why can't you just stick to your stupid knife/map/manual/hahaIfuckedyoursister thread and leave us alone to get down to business?

Why can't you make your own thread discussing the girly thread, and stay out!!!


Bastards.

woman law:

Girls who take their titties out and beg you to lick them and then freak the fuck out and have a breakdown afterward should be required to wear some sort of "emotionally unstable and sexually confused" sign at all times.



IMHO.

But we have to have the first Woman Law.
We gotta do this in order. If the guys could organize, then so can we!

I'd call it the Sisterhood Law, with several clauses in it of course (like if she's someone you thought was nice and then turns out to be a drunk, boyfriend-stealing bitch... then she is left behind - she's no sistah!).

Agreed!

And you guys better stay the fuck out of this thread.

Okay so I posted in the man thread once... but y'all helped the disorder of the first two pages so... please stay out or I'll follow the Mouse's lead and go post about periods. And trust me, you do NOT want to hear about mine.




So...

WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY?!

I SAID, I SAID "WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY?!?!"!!?!

Good Lord, some of you menfolk are acting more like a gaggle of hyperactive little bitches than aaaaalll the other REAL bitches in here combined.

*Kicks Tex in the kidneys with her Italian-made, zebra-striped suede stilettoes*

LISTEN!!!

Stop causing shit or stay the fuck out! That goes for every last motherfucking one of you!

How's this one:

It's a good idea to carry a spare pad or tampon in case of personal emergencies, or in case a friend needs one.

I'm feeling all alone in here...

Rule number 3:

No prisoners. If he is unable or unwilling to take his god given place, don't cling. There are many fish in the pond, and usually better ones

Rule one of Wordfore: If you have a past, it *WILL* be brought out sooner or later.

Actormike will still get shit about a LJ entry about a date with a very unpopular poster.

Ansyc will still get guff for his Enterpriser support

Face will be living down last's year's Nibbles incident for years to come.

Polarslam...ah, fuck, where do I even START with him?

I'm always gonna be "the Enterprise shipper," even if I go the next five years without bringing it up.

It's unfortunate that you're "shining moment" of infamous glory came with your very first post, but as someone who's extra-sensitive and grew balls over the past year I've been here, trust me when I say yelling STFU!!!1 will only egg it on.

That said, I'm wiling to let the past be the past.

now, on with the thread.

BIIIIATCH FIGHT!!!!!

It's also your responsibility as a friend to let her know if she's acting clingy or otherwise embarassing herself. You are only obligated to mention it once though, imo.

what a fabulous use of that smiley.

That's rule 3a:

Show her the better fish if she doesn't want to see.

Which leads us directly to 3b:

Always keep at least one close enough friend around to tell you that your fish needs replacing.

Woman Rule 1

“No Woman Left Behind"
If you go out with your girls you must leave with your girls. You can't leave her passed out on the floor, or with some asshole man, if you are going into the warzone you are coming out together.

• 1a:
  If one of your girls suddenly turns out to be a boyfriend-stealing bitch, or someone who just turns on the group when in said warzone, then she shall be left to her own demise upon majority consensus.

Woman Rule 2:

Girls who take their titties out and beg you to lick them and then freak the fuck out and have a breakdown afterward should be required to wear some sort of "emotionally unstable and sexually confused" sign at all times.

• 2a:
  Girls who cry out for attention in all situations that do not involve men shall only wear “emotionally unstable,” though the sign will be larger (the size will be determined by the majority of said girl’s opposition).

Rule number 3:

No prisoners. If he is unable or unwilling to take his god given place, don't cling. There are many fish in the pond, and usually better ones

• 3a:
  Show her the better fish if she doesn't want to see.
• 3b:
  Always keep at least one close enough friend around to tell you that your fish needs replacing.

Agree/disagree?

I'll take care of this....

Next guy that posts in here gets his penis chopped off.... so he can be a real women

Any clingy, overly neurotic, ridicously thick, man obsessed, all other women are threats bitch gets her membership card revoked. We will NOT be having her drag down the good name of woman!

Here, Here.