Would Someone Shut Him Up!!!!??!!!

We had Miss Fonken in 9th grade (and you can imagine the nicknames) who liked to kick a garbage can across the room.
One day she changed tactics. When we were out of control, she pulled a bowling pin out of her desk, set it on the desk, folder her arms and stared at us calmly. We mainly shut up 'cause we had no clue what the fuck she was doing.

Wait... Trump actually read my tweets? I didn't expect this.

I'm sorry everyone, this could get bad. I mean, I called him a pussy for "just building a wall." Good thing I didn't tell him about my "Deathmatch Arena" idea for those who want to enter the country because I couldn't describe it adequately with the character limit.

Holy shit - grief counselors would have to be brought in if a teacher did that today! Kicking a garbage can across a room is army basic training shit!

has anyone mentioned that the Golden Calf spent five minutes ranting about how horrible the Washington Post was....while reacting to a story (the moat story) in the New York Times?

I work with a guy who insists when he was in school there was a teacher who used to pick a name out of the register at random every morning and cane that kid.

Seems fair and egalitarian.

that actually explains much about you people!

is trump a ginger hentai?

I thought Singapore was the only place they still caned people? I did carry around a three feet long wooden dowel rod to turn on the overhead projection which was hanging from the ceiling. I had a student who kept falling asleep and when I went by I would give him a few sharp prods (his mother was completely onboard with that, she told me I should beat the hell out of him). One day the principal was in that class doing my evaluation. I walked by the student and saw he was asleep. I realized that it would look bad for me to prod him with the dowel rod in front of the principal. So I handed the rod to the student sitting behind him and had him do it.

I have no idea, this guy's in his 60s.

Spot I signed you up for a method one acting class along with oldfella!

Thank you kindly.

Trump: "China too!"
Romney: "I'm troubled"
Rubio: "I'm not, he's just fucking with you."
Trump: TOTALLY serious about China too, Mitt, you pussy."

@Bickendan did...