Would you drive this?

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  1. TheBurgerKing

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    Oh look, another tiny podcar for people to smug around in. Smart cars are everywhere here and every driver of one of those things gives me that smug, disapproving "You're part of the problem" scowl for driving around in a Camaro.
  2. Chardman

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    Would I like a car that costs under $7k and gets 86mpg hiway/49 in city? Hell's yes. The Elio has been my dream car for close to 5 years now. The only thing that's held me back from committing to eventually get one thus far, is they way they've kept putting off their start date for production. However now that they've actually reached their financial goal, and can start actual product... sign me up.
  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    More importantly: would you drive this through the headboard? :yeehaw: Actually that's poorly worded, I apologize.
    How far would you drive this through the headboard? :) BTW I heard she likes Elio drivers. :yes: MV5BMjAxNzUwNjExOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDUyMTUxNw@@__V1__SY209_CR70,0,140,209_.jpg
  4. Chardman

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    I'd happily drive her pretty much anywhere she wants to go, then roll 'er over and drive her back.
  5. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    In your fool's errand of a quest to find a flaw in her? Forget it, I already tried, and all I can come up with is one of her fingernails is shorter than the others, but she swears she's "working on it" to make me happy.
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  7. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    I almost ran over one of those smart cars driving to work yesterday.

    I drive a 2009 MINI, btw.

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  8. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    You're ghey. :gay: :brokeback:





    ....seriously, that thing is fugly. There are used Priuses to be had under 10k and those actually have acceleration in the single digits. :shrug: