Wrodforge Fantasy Baseball

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by ehrie, Mar 1, 2008.

  1. ehrie

    ehrie 1000 threads against me

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    Okay WF, for those of you that don't venture into the Green Room we need seven more people to join the Wrodforge Fantasy Baseball League. If oyu want to join simply reply and then PM me your e-mail address if you don't want to post it in a thread. To make this Red Room material, we have Azure and Shep joined so far and I plan on beating that Blue Jay lovin bastard so badly he has to run to Canada because of the shame. And Azure? It looks like he may be a Mariners fan and we all know that anything that comes from Seattle likes teh cock more than evenflow. Yes, even more than that.

    There. That'll do it. :bergman:
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  2. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Yankee-loving homo commie. Sign me up. Check yer pm.
  3. ehrie

    ehrie 1000 threads against me

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    You've been beaten in years by the Devil Rays, a team so poor they had to sell the "Devil" part of their name just to get more rock on the street. :bergman:
  4. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    I'm in.

    Go Diamondbacks! :)

    :arizona:
  5. ehrie

    ehrie 1000 threads against me

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    You ruined my dynasty. Now I will ruin you. :P
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  6. Mr. Plow

    Mr. Plow Fuck Y'all

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    I'll give this another go.
  7. ehrie

    ehrie 1000 threads against me

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    I accept your offering of boobs and await a PM with you e-mail address.
  8. ehrie

    ehrie 1000 threads against me

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    And could you guys just let me know if you are getting these e-mail invites? I want to make sure I'm doing this right, and unfortunatly since I subscribe to ESPN the magazine the e-mail is going to have my real name attached to it, look in the body of the e-mail and it will say Wrodforge Fantasy Baseball. If you have a spamblocker check those folders too, it's distinctly possible spamblocks could eat that e-mail.
  9. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    If you have any spots left, I'd love to join.
  10. ehrie

    ehrie 1000 threads against me

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    Have plenty. I can expand the league if more people wand to join, but you'd be number 7.
  11. Mr. Plow

    Mr. Plow Fuck Y'all

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    Done and done.

    Oh and Yankees suck donkey cock.
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  12. ehrie

    ehrie 1000 threads against me

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    [action=ehrie]adds another one to the enemies list. [/action]

    Uh huh...
  13. Linda R.

    Linda R. Fresh Meat

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    Boys playing rounders... :jayzus:





    :diablo:
  14. ehrie

    ehrie 1000 threads against me

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    Rounders?! What is this, 1895?! :mad: :ua:

    Take that back! :D
  15. Linda R.

    Linda R. Fresh Meat

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    Over here, that game is only played seriously by nine-year-old girls... :soholy:


    Go learn cricket. ;)
  16. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    Over hear nobody plays cricket, including 9 year old girls.*




    * I played cricket in college with a bunch of Jakes.
  17. Linda R.

    Linda R. Fresh Meat

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    Cricket was invented to give the English some concept of eternity...
    I forget who said that, but he wasn't wrong... ;)
  18. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Baseball > Soccer (Heathen Football), which is the sport of little girls and communists around the world.

    There, now this is headed towards becoming a red room thread. :D
  19. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    I've threatened to take the cricket bat to The Boy's backside more than once. I keep it in my office and he'll look at it and straighten right up. I've never had to use it, but it's there. :P
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    Linda R. Fresh Meat

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    Oddly enough, OH keeps a baseball bat by the side of the bed for use in case of burglars...
  21. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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    That's ALL he uses it for? :D

    Anyway, the Rays (without the Devil) will have a better starting rotation than the Yankees. Tampa Bay's finally got owners who have some clue of what they're trying to do and it's about to pay off big time. There's a lot of fantasy steals on that roster, so get 'em while they're hot!
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    enlisted person Black Swan

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    I never really understood the whole fantasy sports thing. Sounds a bit gay. I'm just saying :shrug:
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    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    I already flamed ehrie for his heathenish ways, and we all question Shep's patriotism, so no need to worry.
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    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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    Well, if you think about it combines two of the best things in life...sports and gambling...
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    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Eh, the only things I am interesting in fantasizing about are things that make my dick hard. Most sports don't qualify sorry.
  26. Azure

    Azure I could kick your ass

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    Done and registered.

    Go Mariners! Ahem.
  27. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    The Arizona Crispy Critters have joined teh fray. :)
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    enlisted person Black Swan

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    Odly enough I have a cricket bat near the front door for non-lethal situations along with a baseball bat that my grampa whittled for my uncle about 55 years ago ;)
  29. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    What you are missing is that it's ideal for people who are certain their team's GM is a dumb ass and THEY could do the job much better. it's a chance to prove it

    Though really, you need a keeper league to be serious about that question.
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  30. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    I told you already, I root for a team made up of more Americans than most teams.

    there's only one Canadian on the 25 man roster.

    The Yankees, for instance, on Opening day will have a Taiwanese, a Japanese, a Venezuelan, 2 Dominicans, and 4 Americans, one of whom is from Puerto Rico.

    Baltimore will have three Venezuelans.

    By contrast, the Jays starting nine will have not one soul who wasn't born on American soil unless Matt Stairs starts in LF.
    :P
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