WTF, Facebook? ಠ_ಠ

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Shirogayne, Jun 1, 2018.

  1. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Ever since Zuckerberg got bitchslapped, these hypersensitive nannies have gone into overdrive. I got a warning last week for calling Kanye a coon and now I've got a one day ban for telling some incel pig to fellate a cactus.

    I'm not the only one they've been nannymodding like this. One person i know was forcebly de-friended from people who were deemed "bad influences" :lol: Meanwhile, incel groups still thrive and hate groups are still around.

    I've already gotten a MeWe account, so I might just move over there once I'm unbanned. :jayzus:
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  2. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    Every time I hear people talking about Facebook it makes me happy I'm not on it
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  3. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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  4. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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  5. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    Did Facebook hire Neroon or something?
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  6. Amaris

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    This. Instead of seeing a reduction in these things, I've seen an uptick in the number of false information, fake accounts, and scam sites trying to make it past my front door and on to my news feed.
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  7. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    I don't talk politics on Facebook.

    5 or so years ago I decided to move all my politics stuff to twitter. I unfollowed all my news and opinion stuff on Facebook and don't post any news or opinion. Nor do I respond to it. Over time FB has learned not to show me that stuff and now FB is only about keeping up with friends and family.

    I feel like this was a good choice.
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  8. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    lol if you don't have multiple false facebook profiles to throw off the zuck

    just lol
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  9. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    That's exactly what I did and I don't regret it for even one moment.
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  10. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Facebook cracked down on alternateaccounts years back. All someone has to do is report you and then they want verification with a phone number that they will text. I know a few facebook gamers that lost their alt accounts because someone reported them for having alternates and nothing more.
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  11. NeonMosfet

    NeonMosfet Probably a Dual

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    I moved back to MySpace and Tumblr
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  12. Tuckerfan

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    It's amazingly easy to get a phone number for just such a situation. What Facebook is most interested in is "engagement." So, if you're posts get a lot of engagement, Facebook is less likely to do much about you for posting offensive material. They also don't want to boot accounts, because that impacts their growth numbers. So, blatantly obvious scammers often don't get booted because their accounts aren't examined by a human, but by an algorithm that only cares about the kind of metrics an account returns.

    I got so sick of being bombarded with friend requests from people using the same pic and Facebook not killing the accounts when I reported them, that I created a Facebook page dedicated to the woman who's pic they had appropriated. Interestingly, since I created the page, I've not gotten a request from anyone using that pic. I still get about the same number of phony friend requests, however.
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  13. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    I get them every now and then, but not often. That's probably because I'm "friends" with less than 200 people. I don't see how people that have thousands of "friends" ever find anything useful on their timelines.

    My Senior Pastor is "friends" with almost 1,800 people. I get what he's doing, but I choose not to use Facebook for that.
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  14. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    lol if you don't have burner phones and a vpn to get around this

    just lol
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  15. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Why are you going to get multiple burner phones for free facebook games. Also a VPN does not help or matter. Facebook does not ban you for having multiple accounts on the same ip. They banned you for having a fake name. If your name on your account is not your real name and an obvious nick all someone needs to do is report you for not being a real person. Facebook then bans you and you have to prove it is you.
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    Who needs a burner phone when there's Google Voice?
  17. NeonMosfet

    NeonMosfet Probably a Dual

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    I got cat fished on Twitter. He was pretending to be Tom Hanks. I busted him. It was Halloween. I asked him if David Pumpkins was around. He didn’t know who I was talking about. I uploaded him the snl video of David S Pumpkins. Problem is. I screen shotted it. But I still don’t know who the ass hole behind the avatar was.
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  18. Eightball

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    That's why I do my trolling at Yahoo where I can hide behind a silly user name.
  19. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Like Eightball? :diacanu:
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  20. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    Or Dogbert… or Faith_in_George… :?:
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  21. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Another thing about FB: WTF is this request for "facial recognition"? Yes, I'm sure you'll explain it's a "security measure," but what else will you be using it for, hmm? :chris:
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  22. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    LOL that you waste burner phones and fake names on anything other than Tinder and Fetlife.
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  23. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    I have to admit, I did not know what Fetlife was. I guess I've lost touch with pop culture and I'm officially old.
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    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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  25. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Lol, remember when we started posting here back in college and high school?

    Great times.
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  26. Lanzman

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  27. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    There's quite a lot of Internet pop culture I'm happy to not have touching me
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  28. Tuckerfan

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    In my case, it's to notify me when someone posts a picture of Nigel Firage. (Facebook seems to think I look like the ass gasket, for some reason.)
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  30. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Oh, I'm sure there's a Snoopy fetish out there somewhere.