WWUAD?

If Uncle Albert were given the following choices for entertainment, which one would he choose?

You forgot the "Shove a red hot poker up my ass" and "Chop my own dick off" options. They're just as valid.

I figured "teh baba" covered those

Gotta go with teh Baba here...

I strongly believe UA rubs himself when he sees Ryan Seacrest on tv.

I do that.

I rub Deep Heat into my crotch so that the pain reminds me never to watch Ryan Seacrest ever again.

I never bugger anyone subconsciously. I like to be awake, and they certainly will be.

What would Uncle Albert do, if he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through
That's what Uncle Albert'd do.

Especially the following through.

Based on what little I know of him, it's not likely any of those choices are viable.

He's probably like the baba option.

I gotta go with the sports one. Even though he's not interested, he doesn't have any violent tendencies towards the players like he does for the people on the other shows. As far as I know.....

I figured he'd go for the "Deal or no Deal" one---only because of the bewbies.

I'd place bets on how long it took Uncle Al to disembowel Ryan Seacrest with a spoon.

Uncle Albert would eat Ryan Seacrest's liver with some favah beans and a nice Chianti.

Now that I'd watch.

*shudder*

*twitch*

You saw Mr. Plow's avatar too?

The spork would be so much more fun to watch!