Yeoman Rand, please report to the bridge...

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  1. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/34733

    Will Rachel Nichols, the towering 27-year-old former model who played the neo-Sydney in the final season of J.J. Abrams’ “Alias,” assay Janice Rand in Abrams’ new “Star Trek” movie? :tos:
    The Flashlight, Nov 8, 2007
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  2. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    So she's gonna play set dressing.
    The Original Faceman, Nov 8, 2007
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  3. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    Or Kirk's love interest.
    Jeff Cooper Disciple, Nov 8, 2007
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  4. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Carol Marcus?
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  5. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    I'd shave my balls for her.

    Can I say that in Media Central? :unsure:
    Volpone, Nov 9, 2007
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  6. Sherlock Holmes

    Sherlock Holmes Resurrected

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    I had the same thought...
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  7. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Will she get raped by Scotty off camera? :lol:

    I kid! I kid! We love you Scotty, you raping bastard!
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  8. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    I'd drag my nuts across five miles of hot asphalt covered in razor blades and broken bits of glass, and then dump 'em in a bucket of turpentine just for the chance to hear her fart, one time, long distance, on a walkie talkie.


    :bergman:
    Elwood, Nov 9, 2007
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  9. Baba

    Baba Rep Giver

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    She and uhura need to hook up. Enlisted with the officer. Forbiden love. :) Uhura can be her mentor in ways of love.
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  10. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Well.....ouch.
    The Flashlight, Nov 9, 2007
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  11. Megatron

    Megatron Banned

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  12. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    OOH! This can be another game show, during the writer's strike: "What Would You Do For This Girl?"
    Volpone, Nov 9, 2007
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  13. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    One question.

    How would you know it was her?
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  14. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Yeah, I'm STILL hyperventilating from the last season of Alias thanks to her. :wub:
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