Yippee Kai-Yay, Goa'uld Motherfuckers!

That, plus a dash of Tron and Blade Runner gets you the substance of this new Bruce Willis trailer.

Well, that looks...missable.

Also, one shot that I could have sworn was the Millennium Falcon.

I came across this a few weeks ago.

The Bruce Willis Journey From In Demand to On Demand

Bruce is really looking old in that trailer. Yes, he's 65 but he's a worn, tired looking 65.

I thought Bruce Willis had died, but I suppose he’s hard to kill.

No, that's Steven Segal.

I mean I could have gone with he dies hard, but it just doesn’t sound right to me as a sentence.

He doesn't die easily.

Thanks bud. I clearly didn’t think the joke through.

It wasn’t until I looked it up that I realized you weren’t talking about a Jean Claude van Damm film.

Whenever I see Bruce Wilis a few things come to mind. Die Hard, Fifth Element and Moonlighting.

Jesus, that weird 15 minutes during the 90s where we actually thought Steven Seagal was going to be the next big action star...

(Though, in fairness, Above the Law, Out for Justice, and Under Siege--all his movies seemed to consist of prepositional phrases--were pretty good.)

I'd hate to have to direct Bruce Willis...

"TRY!!!! TRY!!!!! You're getting paid millions of dollars!!! Why won't you TRY?!?!?!?!!? ".

I barely made it through that trailer - no way I could get through the entire movie, even with Steven Segal himself holding a gun to my head.

I will pay a buck for it on redbox.

I think of the DMZ in Korea. They had an autographed picture of him when he visited the place hanging in the gift shop/informational center.
He was great in Pulp Fiction.

How you direct Bruce Willis now:

That story Kevin Smith told about him was pretty funny.

This review isn’t great. https://apple.news/AhGqCESQDQgqvty2VlDrSSQ