Y'know what's evil, and stupid, and pointless, and gross?

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  1. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    A conservative public school teacher.

    I had a couple of these twats growing up.

    What a fucking disaster these people are.

    I always felt like saying "hey, don't you cocksuckers despise the whole existence of public schools? What the fuck are you even doing here then? Take your fucking Rush Limbaugh book, and go teach private school. Go teach some fucking yuppie kids how to evict a black family without cracking a smile. Fucking peace of shit!".

    That's what you wanna say, but then you get in trouble, and have to sit in the principal's office.

    So you draw cartoons about them instead.
    Cuz that doesn't make noise.

    Anyway, glad we never had one of those...things post here.

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  2. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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  4. Dayton Kitchens

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    Why do you think conservatives despise public schools?
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Dunno how many explicitly conservative teachers I had during my time, but my sixth grade teacher definitely thought himself to be the next LoAnn Johnson from Dangerous Minds* and I had more than one teacher be overly astonished that a kid from Markham Elementary could possibly know shit about opera or read above grade level.
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  6. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    I dunno, probably cuz most of them say shit like blacks need to get used to working for wypipo for one and countdown the days to the next vacation period for another.

    :?:
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  7. matthunter

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    From the evidence, they reject all schooling. But taxpayer-funded? Gotta be on their shit list.
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  8. Dayton Kitchens

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    What evidence do you have that conservatives "reject all schooling"? After all speaking from personal experience almost everyone in my immediate and extended family has at least one degree. A few with advanced degrees. And conservatives don't oppose everything that's taxpayer funded.
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    You're exhibit fucking A.

    CC is exhibit B.

    Marso is C.

    Flashy is D.

    And yes, each of those letters can and should be associated with well-known pejoratives.
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  10. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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  11. Dayton Kitchens

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    So because you disagree with someone's political and policy positions you simply denigrate their education and/or intelligence.
  12. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    That's cute that you think he's attacking your intelligence for only that reason :pathead: :itsokay:
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  13. matthunter

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    No, I denigrate your education and (no fucking or) intelligence because you repeatedly demonstrate that you are an uneducated imbecile who I would not trust to reliably distinguish between oxygen and carbon dioxide if you had to breathe it for ten minutes, because the resulting brain damage would be imperceptible.
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  14. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    If I had a pet, and swore up and down that I loved the pet, but slipped anti-freeze into its food, would you believe that I loved the pet?

    Conservative politicians love going after social programs and schools first every time they need to trim the budget.

    And you vote 'em in.
    And you work in public school.

    You're giving your dog anti-freeze.

    That's either psychopathy, dementia, or some missing IQ points.
    Matt just randomly picked the third choice.
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    Honestly @Dayton3 if my son was in your class I'd pull him out of it so fast, and it would be for your safety - if you tried to fill his head with your brand of nonsense I'd fucking knock you out
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  17. The Original Faceman

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    And then you graduated to your mom’s attic? Or am at missing a step.

    1) conservative teachers
    2) ????
    3) shut in
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  18. Dayton Kitchens

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    Prove it. By some measure that is quantifiable and not based on simply that I've posted things you don't like. I can prove that I'm educated by an unbiased quantifiable method.

    And I know you are then going to denigrate my Praxis II scores by snidely claiming that "anyone can pass a test". Oh yeah, if that's the case I'm sure you would have no problem with a surgeon performing your heart operation if he has never passed his certification tests and was working on "street smarts".

    Or have a lawyer representing you during a trial that never actually passed the bar and was doing the job simply based on "common sense".

    Get real.
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  19. Dayton Kitchens

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    Oh sure.
  20. Dayton Kitchens

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    What "nonsense" do you think I teach?
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    1) Your idiocy in your posts is quantifiable whether I like it or not. Hell, even CC posrepped me for the CO2 comment.

    2) I'm at Ph.D level. Your Praxis scores are fucking entry grade, and are a memory test even a halfway decent algorithm could pass. I, on the other hand, freely admit I only got a C and two D's at A-level when I was 18, but knuckled down and got a degree, a Masters and a Ph.D because education is NOT how much you can recite on demand but how much you understand. I've met folk with Ph.Ds I consider idiots because they have winged stuff, but they outclass you so much they're the fucking Enterprise-D versus the Apollo missions.

    And for a supposed student of military history you seem to daily fail to grasp that going into battle unarmed (in your case with one hand smashed by a mallet and the other lodged firmly up your own asshole) is not an optimal position to END on, let alone start with.
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  22. Dayton Kitchens

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    So this comes down to

    1) You denigrate my education.
    2) Yet you celebrate yours.
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  23. matthunter

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    No, it comes down to:

    1) You denigrate your education.

    2) I demonstrate mine.
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  24. Dayton Kitchens

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    Can you point to say five posts at this board that "demonstrate" your education (supposedly)?
  25. matthunter

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    There are five in this thread, bitch.
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  26. Dayton Kitchens

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    You do not have five posts in this thread "demonstrating" any kind of intelligence or quality education on your part.

    EVERY post you've made in this thread is insulting to others both as a group and individuals.

    Demeaning someone else is no indicator of intelligence or education. Quite the opposite in fact.
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  27. matthunter

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    I would ordinarily defer to your expertise on what is the opposite of intelligence or education, but in this case you're biased.
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  28. Dayton Kitchens

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    So you are admitting that I do not demean others or their education?

    Thank you.

    If you are so intelligent and well educated why can't you do the same?

    Are you admitting that someone you see as lesser than you can do things that you cannot.

    Again. Thank you.
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  29. TheLonelySquire

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    No white teacher ever said that to me. Are you insane?
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  30. TheLonelySquire

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    Now THAT'S funny!