You ever have sex not work?

I can't do one night stands.

Aren't you engaged?

Yes...I mean before.

Tried to talk up someone once and ended up in Pottery Barn, stalling for time.

ooooh... I thought you meant: "have you ever had sex, not work" and I wanted to stick up for the unemployed
But this..erhm, no.

I too read this as "You ever have sex instead of going to work".

In which case no, although I have been late to work because of it.

I'm going on 50 years old and 30 pounds overweight, so, yes, occasionally. But I kleep at it until it DOES work.

I think te wife actually has more fun when I'm having trouble finishing, 'cause, ya know, it lasts longer.