You fat fuckers are gonna fucking forget everything!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Muad Dib, Mar 26, 2008.

  1. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    :shrug:
  2. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Who are you?
  3. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    And once again, a news story about medical research fails completely to mention, as anything more than a passing reference toward the end of the article, the possibility that correlation might not necessarily equal causation.
  4. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Hey thanks for stopping by and sucking the life out of the thread. :techman:
  5. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Dunno. Fat. Demented. What's Rush Limbaugh's weight these days?
  6. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    About 850 pounds as best I can remember.
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  7. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    No, his ego weighs 850 pounds. He's probably no more than 200 these days.
  8. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    ... :tactfulsilence: ... Fuck you, skinny. :bergman:
  9. Jenee

    Jenee Driver 8

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    Oh, great. One more thing I have to worry about.
  10. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    :banana:

    I'm not skinny; I'm svelte. :garamet:
  11. K.

    K. Sober

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    Wait a week, and you won't even remember it. :)
  12. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    What were we talking about? :unsure:
  13. KIRK1ADM

    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    Sounds like Al Franken. Isn't that guy somewhat of a failure in both campaigning for public office and hosting talk radio shows? :unsure:
  14. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    How much does he weigh?
  15. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Maybe it's a vicious cycle.....they forget when they ate last, and eat even more, getting fatter and forgetting even more!
  16. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    Well, you can't expect me to mutter "Fuck you, svelteboy", can you? People'll think I'm a fairy. :bergman:
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    Oh, Look! A chicken!
  18. Powaqqatsi

    Powaqqatsi Haters gonna hate.

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    Weird.

    I made the opposite theory (but later revised it) after visiting my great aunt numerous times at various hospitals, hospice centers, etc, and seeing all the old people.

    It seemed to me that fat people had more mental acuity than the skinny old people. After I thought about it, I realized that it was more likely that mental diseases were the cause of certain individuals becoming skinny. After all, before my great aunt died, she was down to 90 pounds or something (she's fairly short). Just 5 years ago she was probably 135 pounds.
  19. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    I think you're onto something...