60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Michigan plant gardens. 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Lansing sunbathe. 40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Michigan drive with the windows down 20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold. Zero: People in Miami all die. Michiganders close the windows. 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Michigan get out their winter coats. 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door. 40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors. 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van. 460 (-459.67 F below zero): ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero, zero on the Kelvin scale.) People in Michigan start saying: "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
I doubt that idiot got very far...even in Kentucky....or Tennessee. Being closely related to the automotive service industry has caused me to note a major trend...people will not part with their vehicles until it stops moving and won't go any further, thereby keeping guys like me in $$$ selling parts.
