I take it upon myself to deliver Ron Paul news for any Ron Paul junkies here. If that's OK. Ye Old, Energetic Ron Paul PWNS audience member. [YT=Ron Paul on personal responsibility]88REf0tjZHo[/YT]
Morton Downy, Jr. Morton Downy, Jr. Now that's a name I've not heard since, oh, before you were born.
Paul had a good question for tubby- why not empower the government to put him on a diet since he's a little overweight? Plus - and it's not repeated enough - drugs are a social problem, not a matter of criminal justice. A shame we didn't get to see tubby's response.
Tubby went on a tirade about skinny people until he was distracted by the craft table. One brave crew member risked live and limb by loading a case of Twinkies with some bear tranqs and set them on the table where they were devoured, wrappers and all. After about 20 minutes Tubby finally fell asleep, gorged and satisfied until lunch. He was carted off to the Dallas Zoo, where he still resides at the Tubby the Bottomless Stomach pavillion. Sadly, 46 members of the audience and 8 crew members were eaten in the attack. Morton Downy, Jr. said it was the best show he ever did.
Y'know that clip where the seal is jumping out of the water, only to be intercepted mid-air by the killer whale? Yeah, it's kinda like that.
