How is it that two pair of wool trousers, ostensibly the exact same size and both drycleaned (so they haven't shrunk), fit me so differently? One pair fits perfectly, and the other hikes up my butt crack like the jeans of some teenage ho cruising for guys at the mall. Why?
No two pairs of pants that are technically the same size fit the same way. You gotta try 'em before you buy, or live with the atomic wedgie.
I've never seen a question asked and answered so quickly before. Remember, this is AdaptationNation we're talking about. All duals are required by law to like an itchy crotch.
