Your Star Wars Collection Just ISN'T Complete Without. . .

Discussion in 'Media Central' started by Tuckerfan, Apr 24, 2010.

  1. Tuckerfan

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    Lightsabre chopsticks!
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    I've had it, with these motherfucking red, green, and blue lightsabres!
  2. Homebrewer

    Homebrewer Broke-ass grad student

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    As neat as those are, I don't think they are 23 bucks worth of neat. But there's all kind of insanity on that site:

    $900 Hello Kitty tote bag (yes, nine hundred dollars)
    http://www.gizmine.com/#ProductPage=CategoryCode=gzap&productURLCode=hkadmjtote

    Wooden keyboard
    http://www.gizmine.com/#ProductPage=CategoryCode=gzkb&productURLCode=woodkb

    A wooden mouse for only 210 bucks
    http://www.gizmine.com/#ProductPage=CategoryCode=gzmc&productURLCode=jupmouse

    And a stainless steel tissue box
    http://www.gizmine.com/#ProductPage=CategoryCode=gzhm&productURLCode=taogtissuecase
  3. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    That's stupid.

    A lightsaber chopstick would instantly destroy you're food. No real fan would buy this.
  4. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Let me fix that for you.

    Option A:
    "A lightsaber chopstick would instantly destroy. You're food! No real fan would buy this."

    Option B:
    "A lightsaber chopstick would instantly destroy your food. No real fan would buy this."

    Now I know "Option B" is probably the one you meant, but I think "Option A" is a little more fun, so I'm going to pretend that you meant it that way.
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  5. Parallaxis

    Parallaxis Reformed Troll - Mostly

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    I said what I meant!

    A lightsaber chopstick would cut off your own tongue and you would mistakenly eat it. You are food.
  6. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Not an officially licensed product, but . . .

    Also . . .

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