You've Got to Be Shitting Me

So I spent a decade trying to get my ex-wife to watch TOS and she refused. She texted me yesterday that she finally decided to start watching Trek from start to finish. I'm really annoyed.

She also refused to watch the original Star Wars and then after we split, she watched TFA and loved it.

Sorry to hear your ex-wife found better taste.

Also sorry to hear you tricked a woman into marriage. The poor girl.

Yeah, but if he can get her to watch Voyager he'll have the last laugh.

Cool story, bro.

Maybe Federal Farmer doesn't know what a decade is?



Either way, pity the poor girl that had to kiss him at least once. No amount of cake could be worth those cooties.

Meh, better angles to troll Federal Farmer with, I'd say.
I'll go on a limb and venture had she started watching TOS and SW back while they were married, it *could* have been a commonality that kept them together. Sadly, c'est la vie

Bet'cha she's having MFF threesomes nowadays too.

Aint life a bitch?

Can you legally marry at four years old?

In Iraq maybe, but that only applies to chicks.

The Afghan past time is to dress up four year old boys as girls and then fuck them in the ass. They really are nothing but animals.

You're obsessed.

Did the chick you changed the flooring of your house for leave you for a Muslim?

No big surprise .

Obviously your enjoyment of Star Trek and Star Wars tainted it in her eyes. Now that you re out of the picture she can judge can judge them on their own merits

That's kind of like an ex sending you a pic of her hand stroking some other dude's dick.

That was probably a few months ago...,

You defense of pederasty is noted.

Does you ex-wife ask you to do chores around the house, too?

Kids do that sometimes. It is probably just a phase.

It's a kick in the nuts.

Have they dropped.yet?

Have you chopped your nuts off yet?

Why, do you need a pair?