Go to the zoo and eat the animals!! I have nothing to add here, except to say I ate blackened alligator once in New Orleans and it tasted like chicken. NOT AT THE ZOO THOUGH!!!
Dunno, I've always felt that meat is meat no matter what skin it comes in. BTW how is this different that going to the petting zoo, petting the cows then going ti the zoo restaurant and have a steak or hamburger?
That's badass. Sorta like at seafood places, where you can pick out your lobster in the tank. For the ultimate in coolness they should let you shoot it for an extra fee.
Sure. Why not? What's the difference? I mean, it's one thing if they taste nasty, but if the problem is just looking a beast in the eye before you consume its flesh, I say everyone should have to do that at least once.
Alligator is easily the nastiest thing I've ever eaten. It was like taking that lizard-musk that hits you when you first enter a herpetarium and concentrating it by a 100 and putting it in a fatty, rubbery little blob. In your mouth. And you can't wash the taste out for hours. My experience was nothing like 'tastes like chicken'. But when I'm wandering around the local zoo and seeing all the ostriches and bison and emus and pheasants and kangaroos, I do think about the best ways to prepare them . . . And eating animals certainly does cultivate a love for them! Look, most humans love chicken and they're in no threat of extinction.
That's nothing! You know what would be even better? If, for an extra fee, you could pick out your meal and then have sex with it. Then, at the moment of consumation, you pull out a Colt Python and blow its brains out. What? Too far?
I don't know what the fuck you were eating but it probably wasn't gator. They may have called it that but it sure as hell wasn't. Gator is awesome. Tastes like fish. Prepared right and served with melted butter. Bison meat is awesome too. A refreshing change from cow meat.
It sure as hell smelt like gator - you sure what you got wasn't just tunafish? And bison is wonderful. Not as greasy as beef. I'm glad it's becoming more and more popular. (and sometimes cheaper).
