Anc, we found your post-Army career! Anywho, this is the chance for America to shine! We won't be dependent on foreign energy. Lord knows we have zebra poop right in the White House toilet. Any "The Jeffersons" fans here that can relate to what I said? No? Nevermind!
In the West, very likely. But I can see this being a boon to local economies in the developing world.
The whole zebra/newspaper angle, I tried mightily to come up with a "What's black and white and re[a]d all over?" joke, but I was at a loss. (And now that I type it, I realize such a joke is better told than typed.)