Zebra Poop + Newspapers = Fuel!

Discussion in 'Techforge' started by Tuckerfan, Jan 17, 2012.

  1. Tuckerfan

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    And unlike most other biofuels, you don't need to modify your engine to run it!
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    Good news people! Now the New York Times is good for something! :cool:
  3. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Anc, we found your post-Army career!

    Anywho, this is the chance for America to shine! We won't be dependent on foreign energy. Lord knows we have zebra poop right in the White House toilet.

    Any "The Jeffersons" fans here that can relate to what I said? No? Nevermind!
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    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Translation: We'll still depend on using food crops for fuel instead.
  5. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    In the West, very likely. But I can see this being a boon to local economies in the developing world.
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    The whole zebra/newspaper angle, I tried mightily to come up with a "What's black and white and re[a]d all over?" joke, but I was at a loss. (And now that I type it, I realize such a joke is better told than typed.)