Zee 2021 Random Meme Thread

Salty Jesus is only for Magdalene, much to Paul's disappointment.

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jesus is a bit of a tasteless cracker so you could just put whatever flavor you want on him before you eat him in church.

HE'S NOT WHITE!!!

But he is a cracker. That is what the communion is all about. Jesus is made of bland crackers and cheep wine. I am not an expert in transubstantiation, but I know a shitty cracker when I see it.

He said he was bread and wine. The church made it a fucking dog biscuit and plonk because they are cheap as fuck. Dude could be ciabatta and Chateauneuf Du Pape. And even if he is a cracker, ain't nothing saying you can't put cheese on it.

Not quite. House cats descend from Felis sylvestris and were domesticated ~12,000 years ago (https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/a-brief-history-of-house-cats-158390681/).

Saber tooth lineage and house cat lineage diverged ~20 million years ago (https://www.inverse.com/article/37532-saber-toothed-tigers-cats-smilodon-homothereum).

Nerds always suck the fun out of any room.

I mean, it's funny, but it's also wrong. The truth is a lot more interesting. While humans were domesticating cats in the Middle East, humans in North America were competing with cats to eat large herbivores like bison.

You fuckers will turn anything into an eating contest.

I hope the cats at least got a T-shirt and their picture on the restaurant wall.