Zimbabwe Women Raping Men, Harvesting Their Sperms

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  1. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...sperm-hunters-picking-up-male-travellers.html

    Hooray for women's lib in Zimbabwe! Now women are also equal opportunity rapers. :ramen:

    I bet you Peter North would be worth his weight in gold!
  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I HATE when that happens to me!

    Anyway, this reeks of "urban legend". I want MythBusters to cover this, with Kari harvesting my sperm.
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  3. Baba

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    Liz Lemon writes Mythbusters fan fiction remember that Oldfella.
  4. Uncle Albert

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    Sounds like a helluva weekend. :techman:
  5. Captain J

    Captain J 16" Gunner

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    Why do I get the feeling these women are 4 ton behemoths that have sweat and ancient sandwiches stuck in folds of fat that have not seen light of day, soap or water for decades?
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  6. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    Africa is a fucking weird place. :lol:
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  7. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    In related news, vacation bookings to Zimbabwe are up by nearly 400%. Reports indicate that the increase is made up exclusively of men.
  8. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    The plural of "sperm", is still "sperm".

    :bailey:

    :grammarnazi:
  9. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    "Sperms" sounds more Wrodforgish.
  10. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    victim?





    Im just saying... :bailey:
    :fun:
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  11. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    This is one of the first pics that came up when I did a google search for "Zimbabwe Prostitute"

    [​IMG]

    There were many more donkey pics a little further down.
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  12. Captain X

    Captain X Responsible cookie control

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    Yeah, 'cause rape is okay when it's female on male... :garamet:
  13. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Ted would have loved this...nevermind.
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  14. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Honestly, it sounds like sensationalist reporting rather than a factual examination of any actual trend. "Men! Young women will force you to have sex with them over, and over, and over again!"
  15. Jenee

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    Cuz men who rape women are often clean, handsome and trim Adonises (Adonii?)
  16. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    [​IMG]
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