This was more entertaining than the first seven episodes of "Fear the Walking Dead" combined, including "Monster". The poor girl alone has more charisma and attitude than the whole cast.
That is soooo very true. I watched the season 2 opener and I was praying the yacht would sink and take the whole cast down with it. What was amazing about the Youtube clip was how fast she went into zombie apocalypse mode, even while bordering on panic. None of the Fear the Walking Dead characters transitioned as far in two or three weeks of actual zombie attacks than the girl from the dentist did in five minutes. "Travis, a garden hoe isn't what we want. We have guns. Why are you putting garden equipment in the car?" "What is this supposed to do for me? Get me a knife!" I suppose the LA writers didn't think real people could transition that fast. (Scene: They're driving their sister home from the dentist on an ordinary day) (an emergency broadcast warns of a zombie virus) Sister: "Cannibals? Zombies?" (five minutes later) Sister: "Load the guns! Leave the dog!" I wonder if the cast of "The Walking Dead" has reacted on their Twitter feeds?
I want an american dentist. Around here, we get nasty injections with huge needles, not a nice trip for free! What is this stuff, N20? I want some...
I don't know what you are talking about. When I got my two front upper teeth root cajoled and capped I swear that dentist hit me with enough novacain to numb my frontal cortex. You combine that with a gram of DXM and two house specials and I had virtual reality world of warcraft going on for my guild raids that evening.
As an aside, the standard British pronunciation of "canines" is the same as the American pronunciation because at a BBC meeting where they decided what the standard BBC dialect was going to be, one of the people said "canines" as Americans say it. (I suppose there was some dialect where they put the accent on the second syllable or used a different vowel sound.) They asked him why he favored that pronunciation and he said "Because that's how my American dentist says it and he's a very good dentist."
I've seen lots of youtube vids of stoned American people coming from the dentist. All we get when wisdom teeths are pulled is local anaesthesia. That's fine, no pain at all, but I am jealous! I will ask my dentist next time why they don't use these nice drugs around here. Going to the dentist would be far more pleasant!
The big problem with nitrous oxide, which my dentist used when I had my wisdom teeth cut out, is the way the hot young dental assistant took advantage of it by leaning over me with pretty much her entire top hanging out. I couldn't move. Those boobs could have suffocated me, and there's nothing I could have done about it. Who knows what she was thinking? Oh, and there was guy making drilling, grinding noises somewhere, and what was his deal? What was his connection to the girl with the boobs? Did they know each other? Was he her dad? Why was he even there, and what the fuck is he doing? Does he get off on watching her flash her boobs in my face? What the hell is this place, and how did I get here? That is US dentistry, as I would sum it up, except that in reality my dentist was a 40 something Swedish looking blonde milf, and she and her assistant kept up a pretty edgy dialog, as they always did for regular visits. Now she's probably some old lady that I wouldn't even recognize in a supermarket aisle.
I was just about to post this. Funniest shit I've seen in a long time. They made her decide between the dog or the cat.
Google says she's 17. That's fine with me! What a charming young lady. She should replace the boring daughter on FTWD. Or kill the whole dull crew and turn the series into a one-woman show. (Did I mention that FTWD is awfully boring?)
I had lots of pain when my wisdom teeth got pulled. Apparently, I am one of the 8% of people who have three roots for each tooth instead of the usual two roots so the doctor shot me up with two shots of novocaine and he was surprised I could still tell when he was cutting things. Eventually he just gave me the gas and I was out like a light. He told me to count backwards from 10, I got to five, and said "this isn't workiiinnnnggg.... Snore."
So the gas is N20 ("laughing gas"), or what are your dentists using? Ketamine? Damn, it looks like a lot of fun. I've heard you Americans eat Xanax like you eat burgers and pizza. My doctor kills me when I ask for some Xanax. Ok, he knows that I don't really need them and want them just for fun, but still... It's not fair! American lawmakers love dangerous drugs, at least as long as Pfizer or another big company produces them. But nicotine is the devil... Hypocrites!
Doctors really cut down on Xanax prescriptions once young people started using it as a party drug. I have no idea what's fun about shutting your brain down, but they started doing it.
It used to be you got gassed for just about anything, but now you have to request it. As for Xanax goes, they've cut down on it, but if you whine and tell how depressed you are, you can still get it. You just have to know how to do it without actually saying you want Xanax.
She was on Ellen recently. http://www.today.com/popculture/how-they-did-it-brothers-detail-epic-zombie-apocalypse-prank-t86331 Oh and she lives in the same town as I do. Hmmm, how can I run into her?
I know you're pretty retarded and it might be hard for you, but you and Ten Lubak really should get some new material.
