Zombie Survival Guide

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  1. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    It claims you need the following items in order to survive the apocalypse:

    Weapons
    Rifle, 500 rounds, with silencer, night vision scope, laser sight and telescopic sight
    Shotgun, 12-gauge, 250 shells
    0.45 pistol, 250 rounds, with silencer and laser sight
    Heavy crossbow (in lieu of a silencer), 150 bolts
    Katana sword
    Short-bladed sword (ex. wakizashi)
    Two knives with smooth, 6-8" blades
    Hand hatchet

    Equipment
    Backpack
    Hiking boots
    Two pairs of socks
    Quart-sized water bottle
    Water purification tablets
    Windproof and waterproof matches or lighter
    Map
    Compass
    Small flashlight with coated lens
    Poncho
    Small signaling mirror
    Sleeping bag
    Sunglasses (polarized)
    Palm-sized first aid kit, medium-sized first aid kit
    Swiss Army knife or multi-tool
    Hand-held radio with earpiece
    Binoculars
    Cleaning kit
    Signal flares
    Crowbar
    Bicycle

    Home base supplies
    Water filters
    Bicycle-powered generator


    How many of you are ready for the zombie apocalypse? :calli:
  2. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I don't have a night vision scope. :(
  3. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    None of that would help me and I can't imagine wanting to live in a Zombie infested wasteland, anyway.
  4. St Jimmy

    St Jimmy Fresh Meat

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    Dammit. I've got everything but the two pairs of socks.

    Oh well, guess I'm zombie chow. :(
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  5. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    Not nearly enough ammo listed. :bailey:
  6. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    There's no such thing as "enough ammo".
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  7. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    The ammo is for travel. If you can carry more, of course, feel free. But the book assumes if your position is compromised, this is on your ready-pack to GTFO.
  8. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I always remember that old adage from the film "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane"....

    "So many assholes, so few bullets".

    And it's so true...

    Now, imagine those assholes have all been turned into zombies.
    :yes:
  9. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    World War Z is a better read. A companion book to the survival guide. (The one written by Max Brooks, anyway.)
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  10. sandbagger

    sandbagger Fresh Meat

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  11. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    No sunscreen in that list.
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  12. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    I'm afraid I don't have a very strategic zombie plan. I just know that weapons would be the Mossberg 590 Military with bayonet fixed and as much ammo as I can carry and probably a machete. A 9mm and a couple clips of hollowpoints wouldn't hurt to have either.

    My house is actually fairly well set up, as far as having a decent defensive perimeter. 4' chain link fence all the way around. Throw a lock on the gate to be on the safe side. Zombies aren't huge on going over things and it gives me a reasonable standoff distance. Good fields of fire in all directions except along the side of the garage (:garamet: ) I'd probably want to chop a hole in the roof for better lines of sight. Then I'd move to the M14. But right now when I lose power I'm boned.

    Guess the thing to do is head for the hills with a couple people you can trust. If you're not around any people, you're not around any zombies. Just realized, The Dog would probably wake me up if any zombies approached while I slept so I might not actually need anyone else if push came to shove.
  13. rightfulownership

    rightfulownership Fresh Meat

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    Truth. My home town alone has a population of just over 12,000. and some of the little squirrely fuckers might take two shots depending on if we've got L4D zombies or Night of the Living Dead zombies.
  14. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    As someone who has actually carried 900 rounds before, let me just say that you aren't going to be very mobile for very long doing so. That shit is fucking heavy.
  15. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Well sure, when it ways three times as much as you do.